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Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 01:09:51 No.13721170 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13721217 >>13721866 >>13722001 >>13722159 >>13722191 >>13722278 >>13722309 >>13722391 >>13722483 >>13722596 >>13723651 >>13725169 >>13725244

>no police reports
>no medical records
>no newspaper clippings
>just trust me, bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 01:12:29 No.13721194 Report

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>he still thinks it's a work

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 01:13:32 No.13721210 Report

Quoted By: >>13721235

He was tougher than all other wrestlers and could easily beat them all up so they had to pretend he was a god of war so that it wouldn't sting their ego.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 01:14:00 No.13721217 Report

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>>13721170
if anything, this should make you appreciate old wrestlers maintaining kayfabe through shoots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 01:15:30 No.13721235 Report

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>>13721210
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 01:55:52 No.13721846 Report

Quoted By: >>13721961 >>13722429 >>13722612

My uncle was in the Navy back in the 80'sand stationed in Japan when Haku was wrestling over there. He said one night he was at a sushi bar and there was a big arguement, long story short Haku killed 7 Japanese men with his bare hands, ripping one eye out from each of their heads. He reached over the bar, grabbed the big bowl of rice and started eating the eyes with handfuls of rice. When the bar owner callled the police and said it was Haku and the chaos that was happening...they hung up the phone. He tried calling back and the phone was disconnected.

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Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 01:56:49 No.13721866 Report

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>>13721170
He ate the eyeballs of 10,000 cops chud. Jim Cornetty says it's true so it's confirmed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 01:57:08 No.13721872 Report

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If he's such a nice guy why do people keep trying to fight him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 02:03:03 No.13721961 Report

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>>13721846
My dad was there too. I can confirm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 02:06:24 No.13722001 Report

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>>13721170
>The only classic WWE game he made it into was WWF Raw (2002)
KWAB

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Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 02:21:12 No.13722159 Report

Quoted By: >>13722294 >>13722559 >>13722984

>>13721170
My great uncle stopped at a Waffle House to use the bathroom because he had the shits. Before he could get to the toilet he saw two 7 foot tall men hassling Haku, then quick as lightining, he ripped out their eyes and swapped them with the other guys eyes. Thing is, he did it so fast that by the time my great uncle was done taking huge diarrhea shits the two 7 foot tall guys could see again. It was crazy. Haku put one of the guys eyes in upside down, so he saw upside down for the rest of his life.

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Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 02:24:42 No.13722191 Report

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>>13721170
Tonga Loa proves he's a meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 02:30:29 No.13722278 Report

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>>13721170
Meng was a tough s.o.b. My uncle's neighbor saw him in a bar once, a couple of patrons were hurling racial slurs towards so him so he picks up a pool stick and impales one of them through the stomach then unfurled his intestines through the hole in his stomach and started swinging him around in the air and tossed him out of a window. The other dude crapped his pants, Meng casually flicked a peanut at him that travelled with the force of a bullet, straight between the eyes and he dropped down dead.

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Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 02:31:47 No.13722294 Report

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>>13722159
>Haku put one of the guys eyes in upside down, so he saw upside down for the rest of his life.
Fucking kek.

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Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 02:33:43 No.13722309 Report

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>>13721170
Obviously they were too scared of what he’d do to them to report it you retard

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Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 02:36:15 No.13722340 Report

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I swear you retarded zoomers don't believe anything that's not on tiktok.

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Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 02:37:09 No.13722350 Report

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mf is named after that jude in Samurai jack ool

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Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 02:40:13 No.13722381 Report

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>>13722340
Not true, I believe in the holocaust

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 02:41:24 No.13722391 Report

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>>13721170
>ITT Cultaholic British wrestling hipsters
If the Hulkster and the Steiners says he's tough that's good enough for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 02:45:23 No.13722429 Report

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>>13721846
No argument from me

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Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 02:47:51 No.13722463 Report

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Between Arn, Rikishi, and Don Frye saying it, that pretty much proves that the Haku legend is for real. These are three very non-overlapping opinions from very different areas and times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 02:50:12 No.13722483 Report

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>>13721170
Those things didnt exist pre 2000, zoomie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 02:55:48 No.13722559 Report

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>>13722159
Is this true?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 02:58:22 No.13722596 Report

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>>13721170
i've witness a 14 year old samoan boy kick a basin and leave it half caved in
there is smoke to this fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 02:59:36 No.13722612 Report

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>>13721846
>>13721961
My dad, who works at Nintendo, told me that the Japanese feared Haku more than Godzilla, much in the way that American troops in WW2 feared the samurai.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 03:21:38 No.13722865 Report

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>>13722559
'fraid so

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Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 03:33:49 No.13722984 Report

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>>13722159
lmao

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Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 03:35:27 No.13723000 Report

Quoted By: >>13723014 >>13723023

the stories in this thread are scaring me bros

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Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 03:37:35 No.13723014 Report

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>>13723000
You wanna know the really scary thing? They're all true. My uncle was there and confirmed it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 03:38:54 No.13723023 Report

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>>13723000
It's okay bro he's a nice guy just don't be in a bar and insult him and it will be alright

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 04:55:47 No.13723651 Report

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>>13721170
A Haku just flew over my house

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 08:45:45 No.13725169 Report

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>>13721170
lol

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Anonymous Sun 10 Mar 2024 08:55:40 No.13725244 Report

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>>13721170
Too many stories from different wrestlers for it to be bullshit

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