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It's Saturday night, faggots. Lock in, you don't have anything better to do! Card: *Chris Jericho vs Titan *Mariah May vs Trish Adora *Bryan Danielson vs Shane Taylor *Kazuchika Okada & The Young Bucks in action! *Mistico vs Angelico *Toni Storm's Toni Awards *House of Black vs Mark Briscoe, Jay Lethal & Jeff Jarrett.
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I keep confusing Angelico for SERPENTICO
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need my tongue deep inside mariahs anus
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>>13721641 I need yours deep inside my anus
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LOOK BACK AT IT BRUV
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>>13721637 The difference between them is about 50 cm
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Mariah is overrated as fuck. It's like she does the bare minimum for a passabl match
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Didn't brisco say he didn't want to team up with Jeff?
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Pretty good Collision that is continuing segments from Dynamite
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>>13721660 Yes. But Lethal convinced him that he's not teaming up with Jeff but his friend Lethal.
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>>13721370 This graphic made me hard
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>>13721660 Lethal told him that Jeff is what they need in their match and Mark ended up agreeing
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>>13721660 Lethal talked him into it.
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>>13721663 Yes, seems like Tony is an actually good booker.
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justified "BORING" chants
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>toni storm chants
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>>13721658 she's hot and works stiff, what's not to like
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>>13721668 Seeing men makes you hard?
you a gay fish lol
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AEW Dynasty: -Ospreay vs Bryan -Okada vs Eddie -Mercedes vs Toni? -Bang Bang Gang vs Acclaimed what else?
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>>13721680 Penta and Pac vs Bucks
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>>13721660 You need a low down son of a bitch in an Atlanta Street Fight, anon.
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Damn that was a crisp knee
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Mariah don’t even know how to tie her boots Kek
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>>13721680 Me vs Bix in a duel to death
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>>13721680 I feel like Mercedes and Toni’s current character won’t mesh well
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>>13721680 Ospreay vs Bryan isn't next week
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>>13721680 swerve vs joe
tag tournament finals
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>>13721682 Didn't he say that's next week on Big Business, not for Dynasty
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>>13721687 that aint gonna work for me brother
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>>13721697 No they're doing a trios match with Okada and Bucks vs Eddie, Pac and Penta.
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Toni should have gave it to herself
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Mariahbros, WE DID IT!!!!
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Nigel a simp for Mariah is dimes.
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>>13721706 yeah on dynamite next week
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holy crap thought that was willow lol look at that dump truck
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Congrats to Squishy!
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Fucking RIGGED
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Deonna crossing the plain of reality
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>>13721682 They might wait to do Penta/PAC vs. Bucks until the tournament.
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>the absolute state of that DDT bump This WOP fucking sucks.
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>>13721700 I want to slap her face with my cock
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>>13721711 Yes, and Pac and Penta vs Bucks doesn't involve Okada or Eddie?? I feel like there's some wires crossed here.
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Collison feels like Rampage
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purazzo getting the jay white treatment but somehow worse lmao serves that fat cow right
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God Toni is so fucking hot. That deliciously flat chest that oozing sex appeal the scant clothing and suggestive gaze. Shes so much like the girl I used to babysit its unreal
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Toni Storm is footkino desu
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>>13721728 Even taped collisions are more like proper shows than all but the first 2 rampages and maybe a handful of other ones.
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Deonna wearing a belly shirt with no bra during a beat down is a choice
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>>13721680 >Mercedes vs Toni? Considering the rankings are back it might be too soon, if anything I think the one who'll eventually take the belt out of her hands is Mariah.
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>his gimmick is he thinks it's very important to remind us every thread that he's a pedo
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>>13721741 She definitely knows what she's doing.
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>>13721728 How? You're actually getting story beats and not a random 3 way tag match
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>Riho- 97 pounds >Willow- 183 pounds Rihobros...
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>>13721750 its too soon to have mariah vs toni
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>>13721680 Deonna & Britt v Toni & Mariah
Mercedes v Deeb
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toni and mariah beating the shit out of me like deonna purazzo
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>>13721729 Gonna be at this show, finna be basedola
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>>13721751 What did Kenny ever do to you?
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>>13721755 >Story beats lol
kek even
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>>13721756 Never forget the kino matches riho had with nyla rose
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>>13721742 Ehhhh Kawaiiiii desho
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>>13721752 Yes...yes she does
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>>13721756 >Willow- 183 pounds Doubt.
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>>13721743 Would anything really change if Rampage was just turned into a third hour of Dynamite?
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>>13721733 For me it's Toni's baby elephant legs
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>>13721769 I really did think they were gonna crown a man as their first womens champ and then the cute Japanese girl won cleanly
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BASED PATRIARCH
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+1 for Nick's slutty mom.
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Gotta love the father of the year baby
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>>13721748 What?? I don't get it
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>>13721750 They have 5 weeks worth of Dynamite and Collision to work with.
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>>13721787 And never forget it was supposed to be Kylie ray as the inaugural women's champion
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YUNG FUCKIN BUSSIN
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WAYNES MOM IS BUILT FOR BBC!!!!
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I wish mother Wayne was my mommy
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>>13721785 I just wanna know if her butthole also tastes like Dora the explorer bubblegum scented body wash or not
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Can't wait til Wayne puts on some weight
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damian priest's little brother adam priest
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ospreay needs to gain custody of bussin'
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>>13721805 you finna KNOW it!!!
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>>13721784 Yes Dynamite would drag out too much, Rampge literally exists because Tony explicitly didn't want 3 hour Dynamites and Warner did. If Dynamite performed in the expected range and didn't outperform it heavily we might have lived in a 3 hour Dynamite timeline.
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Copeland is hiding in the crowd, right? Where is he?
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>>13721835 she looks like chubby chelsea green here
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>>13721827 He's in the Conquistador mask in the far right of the front row. He was holding the Mariah sign.
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>>13721835 >Watching my mom get LEAF'd Anonymous
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>>13721835 They have lots of sex, do they not?
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nick needs some nip roids
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>>13721845 beth ain't gonna like that one bit
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>>13721845 Okay I see him he's holding the CHRISTIAN SKIPS LEG DAY sign.
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Too bussing easy
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>>13721733 I don't know who Deonna Purazzo is, but I wish I was her.
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Having the CMLL guys turning up is actually great for this shit, how many people do you think just assumed it was a CMLL guy?
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Copeland pulling out a sniper rifle!
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CMLL INVASIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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WHATS IN THE BOX
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>IS THIS SOMEBODY FROM CMLL BAH GAWD IT'S EL COPE.
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What's in the box bros? Why does Christian fear the box?
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What is spike?
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I like Edge with the eye shadow
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>>13721826 Three hour RAWs fucking kill WWE. When WWF was beating WCW in the Attitude era it was partly because people didn't have to sit through three hours of RAW.
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it's gwyneth paltrow's head
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heh this nigga with the eyeliner
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THE BOX THE BOX
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HE'S GOT A GUN EDGE HAS GOT A GUN
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>>13721892 Exactly, Tony was smart for fighting against Warner and he won. And now they get a weirdly well performing show in a death slot.
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inb4 Edge shoot quits (Tony agreed because he doesn't know what to do with him)
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>Jeff on my screen oh brother
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omg how many WWE cast-offs are on AEW? wtf is this shit.
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HOUSE OF BLACK MY ASS based mark
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Karen Jarrett gets uglier every time she appears on TV
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>>13721916 Are they just supposed to vanish into nothing when they leave the WWE or something?
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>>13721919 I need a JJ promo saying "does this Okada fella even KNOW Taylor Swift?!"
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>black my ass What did Briscoe mean by this?
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>>13721916 kek and another one with Jericho wtf
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>>13721923 IM A FUKIN HONEY BADGA YA RAINMAKIN BASTID
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>>13721928 Thats what Vince always told them happened
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>>13721925 I still remember aj styles courting her in tna
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WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
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Of course AEW has the Christian vs Copeland graphic immediately ready to go as if they can see the future... Fucking hate that.
>>13721921 KEK.
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>>13721916 Slopdown got cancelled
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I know that it's like, 10 times easier to do it because going up from Mexico is only a few hours and not like 2 days of commitment, but it would have been so much smoother if they slow trickled the NJPW guys in like this.
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Tony never go back to Atlanta fuck this crowd
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Edge has a giant blue dot in the box btw
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jerichos not fooling anyone staying away from the fresh new hot stars for the luchas… in a few months he’ll have a program with okada/ospreay.. hell probably even sasha
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deafening pop for titan
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>>13721927 Ah the Jerichoverse is somehow worse than Codyverse at certain times.
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>>13721923 Me when the substitute teacher pronounces my name wrong
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>>13721956 He already had one with Ospreay.
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>>13721956 sadly he’s trying to siphon heat from hook now
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>>13721956 Are they getting her Husband too? I did kinda want him to wint he IC title since hes never had it before
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That mask is amazing
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So we calling Jericho vs Naito for FD this year?
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Why Mexican wrestlers have only 1 identify and it's just luchador mask?
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>his gimmick is he drops himself on his own head
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>>13721977 Sounds like a match somebody might actually die in
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>>13721977 Should be Naito vs Danielson
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>>13721965 its your own fault for being a polack
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Didn't Collision have a Tag Team Street Fight two weeks ago? Why in such quick succession?
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>>13721979 The Code of masked wrestling says it is culturally significant and should be respected
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I'm getting zesty vibes from this Titan.
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>>13721977 I will self immulate in the middle of everbank stadium if that happens
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>>13721988 Actually that's entirely feasible too. Let him feud with LIJ to get those matches in and put over Naito.
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>>13721977 naito might be tied up with mox
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Does Rush and his faction have heat with CMLL or was that just Andrade?
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>guy lands on his head >ref doesn't check as usual
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>>13722010 Head bumps are like back bumps for these guys
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>>13722009 Andrade mended the bridge, he worked CMLL a few times before leaving AEW.
>>13722006 BCC vs LIJ for FD season.
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>>13722009 Andrade iirc. But considering he did a tour with them before returning to wwe, seems like it was resolved
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>>13722010 gb2reddit pussy
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Someone should Mufasa Lionheart
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>>13722020 I do wish they had longer-term feuds or just better rivalries between factions in aew and njpw. feels like they only pay attention to each other when it's time for FD
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End this shit already
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>Tee-tan Is this like Tidus?
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>>13722042 Both companies need to focus on their own stuff most of the time. But in April there's Mox vs Naito, so they could kick something off there.
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>>13722042 yeah. was looking better with how they were doing the CMLL stuff for several weeks there that maybe we'd get a better build for FD this year... hoping that only stopped because of the visa problems
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holy fuck this match is still going?
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Match is way better than the one with Atlantis Jr
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>>13722056 >What is bastard? Kek gotta love Lil Kazu
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>>13722056 Okada with perfect English
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Obligatory fuck chris jericho
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tea time a bitch lmao
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>>13722087 would not be surprised if he pulls a reverse kenny and reveals that he could speak perfect english all this time
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HOOK is so fucking bland.
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>>13722056 >We were ringside for all his big matches, we just had to root against him Based, nearly had me thinking they were just gonna start claiming they were always his best buddies.
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please don’t do this to hook
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>>13722092 But that's what he wants
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HOOK LOVES DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS MAGGLE
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>>13722056 okada fucking rules
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I think Jericho has a vampire or leech gimmick
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>>13722087 They need to start shooting promos like its an episode of the office
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>>13722056 >Matt got Nihongo Jouzu'd I died.
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>>13722056 >The whole time, secretly, if we're gonna just kayfabe, here. >Well, there's two cameras watching so they're gonna record all of this and it's gonna air. jej
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>>13722056 I love Kazu bros
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>>13722117 He told us he was a Wizard in his previous arc where he was throwing fireballs around, now he's Jericho the Lich
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why are those buff Samoans scared of that twink with a stick?
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>>13722114 He’s fucking Britt
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I think Shiavone forgot where he was at
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>>13722142 the fireballs were based though
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>>13722158 Thank god, I was worried
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>mimicks throwing hat >Says throwing name
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Sometimes, life pulls a gun on you while you're speeding down the highway
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>>13722141 how could one possibly root against korporate kazu
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>>13722182 Based. Bald should learn a thing or two
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>Captain getting TV time holy based o7
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>fan with an infantry sign that has to be a plant
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What a gay fucking theme; being content with getting their asses getting kicked every week; what a pair of fucking fags. FTR are fucking geeks.
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Damn, they're putting Captain to work now?
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Ah the video package was foreshadowing
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yeah this Armed forces gimmick isn't flying for me.
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Private Party already changing their gimmick sheeeeezh
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i don't know these niggas
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>>13721370 I completely forgot that Angelico existed
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See this is why collision stinks now
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>>13722212 Shawn Dean is the guy that got 2 meme victories over MJF. It should be his gimmick that he keeps beating MJF but losing to everyone else.
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>>13722205 They're not supposed to be The Dipset?
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Shheeeeeeeiiiiiiitttttt
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>>13722189 Its weird how at home he feels already. Jay White still feels alien but he's already there.
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>>13722211 I actually want Private Party to win the tag titles. They’ve been getting a raw deal since 2019.
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captainbros we will never be dimes
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>Magic City Is this like when Janela went to Mommy Milkers
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these dudes are poaching Private Party's essence, If I were them I'd be pissed.
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>>13722240 Well, they both can actually talk unlike marq quinn
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Oh look, FTR looking like absolute geeks against literal who's again. They are so pathetic.
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shoot threat from bald as gun beats the charges (again)
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Angelico needs to go back to his 1st theme
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I like these simple masks like Misticos as lot more than lets say masks like Sin Caras
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this show has gone from forbidden door to dark in about 60 minutes
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holy seizure entrance
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Needs to bring back the Hybrid 2 theme again. That was one of the best
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based Jon Cruz / Serpentico booking on the same show.
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vibin with angelico brother
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Please destroy this Neon lizard man
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I miss Dark so much it's unreal
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>>13722272 double paycheck
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>>13722216 Do you remember Jack Evans and his wife's lasagna?
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>>13721680 I feel like Jays being built up for singles division again. If Edge goes over Christain Jay would be a good first feud & have him eventually go over
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>>13722287 I remember people on twitter telling evans he's washed and him agreeing
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>>13722287 No one could forget
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>>13722290 Jay basically fucked himself with letting MJF walk over him. The super MJF shit was bad too, but I was watching that first promo in pain because I knew that people were gonna be saying he just let MJF make him look like a bitch.
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>>13722236 Hope Janela can come back to AEW one day
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>>13722306 I think he wanted to fuck Sonny Kiss
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danielson vs zsj vs angelico in a human pretzel match, book it tony
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>>13721907 coot
>>13721748 >cope is a mariah mark wtf based
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>>13722320 like the time bryan turned himself into a human ball so his shoulders wouldn't be down and not get pinned
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>>13722306 Janela was one of those great value guys in the early days of AEW. They didnt cost a fortune and they overperformed to help get the company off the ground. Dudes like him Cutler Soony and Marko Stunt Hybrid 2 and the Dark Order were all great for the money even if the company eventually outgrew them
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>>13722221 this actually has healing properties
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I really think they should showcase Atlantis Jr again against someone that's not Jericho. But maybe CMLL wants Jericho to face their talent who knows
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>>13722371 >Medigel >Stimpaks >Soda water Which do you go with?
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>>13722357 Pretty Peter still deserves a spot for putting over all the gimmicks he was given
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>>13722386 Hall of Fame for best low card story of all time with Cutler
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>>13722303 I have some faith he talked it over & all parties understood that they did Jay no favors in the MJF feud. Thats why I’m still giving it a slight chance. Darby only usually feuds with people Tony likes so he might be trying to reset jay’s character
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>>13722394 >First to win >Him and the librarian >Putting over Shotty Lee in a walk off >Him and Wingmen >His little bed entrance He was always entertaining
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>>13722303 Because MJF promos suck. Why? Cause they're Rock promos where the other guy doesn't get a word in and doesn't ever go over. Might as well hand the mic over to some comedian to bury you. That's NOT how you do wrestling promos.
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Dasha in orange looking thicc and meaty, very nice.
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>>13722455 Hit'em wit the Gee-tar
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I like the Gates of Agony
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Briscoe is always entertaining
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Commercials always seem to come at the wrong time
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Will this fire last longer than every other time they do it?
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based pyro maniacs
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Karen's milkers
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I just got in. Did Lethal's mom die?
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That was kind of cool
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Why did these retards trust this tiny broad who was too scared to use the shit to light that table properly?
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>>13722603 got in from where?
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>>13722631 Because she took a ladder bump one day so they got confident.
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>>13722631 She's the Michaels
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Mark Briscoe has payed for his non transgressions