I want to spread an AEW fan's gargantuan thickboy cheeks, rub their muddied butthole romantically with my index finger as I slowly insert it and check the tightness as I tease they/them for a bit. I will make they/them wear a 2011 John Cena shirt and brand both of their cheeks with the WWE logo. I will insert my dick inside their ass and fuck them so hard they're not even gonna be able to sit on their mobility scooter for weeks. After I finish, I will make sure to dump a log on their balding, dyed hair as a small callback to Vincent K. McMahon. When I get home I will send the tape to Dave Meltzer who will have no other option but to give it his first ever 8 stars for all the flips my cock and their prostate performed during the 50 minute match.