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Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 16:23:41 No.13763890 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13763981 >>13764092 >>13764347 >>13764546 >>13764600 >>13765304 >>13765339 >>13769905

>"he was a masterclass ribber, hell of a guy with his jokes"
>check what the ribs in question were
>the ribber was just a genuine piece of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 16:25:59 No.13763909 Report

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You’re not gonna make it with the wolves kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 16:32:19 No.13763981 Report

Quoted By: >>13764000 >>13764084 >>13764120 >>13764925 >>13764943 >>13765161 >>13765296

>>13763890
not Owen Hart, read some books. Owen would prank call other wrestlers in the dead of the night and purposefully fuck up matches to make the boys pop in the back. I specifically recall Owen and Mick stinking up a match because they heard Meltzer was in the building

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 16:34:36 No.13764000 Report

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>>13763981
Owen was crazy, he used to call up dudes and say their wife had been in a car wreck and was at the hospital or one of the teachers at their kid's school was a sex offender

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 16:36:11 No.13764016 Report

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>>13764000
That's a good rib brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 16:40:18 No.13764058 Report

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>Owen calls up his dad, pretending to be dad's good friend
>dresses down stu, saying he always hated stu
>stu hangs up in anger
>Bret asks him about what went down
>stu looks at him and says "that little bastard got me"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 16:42:23 No.13764077 Report

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>there's a bunch of barn animals
>handler asks Owen where to store all the pigs
>Owen kindly shows where
>It's vinces office

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 16:43:26 No.13764084 Report

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>>13763981
Owen and Savage threw George Steele's luggage into a river as a rib for fining them for coming late to a house show - which included his passport and medicine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 16:44:52 No.13764092 Report

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>>13763890
That's Curt Hennig. Did not sound like much of a good guy to be around.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 16:47:04 No.13764110 Report

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*shits in you're bag*
nothing personnel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 16:47:44 No.13764120 Report

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>>13763981
Owen had zero respect for the business, thats why he went nowhere unlike Bret who was a consummate professional

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 16:49:04 No.13764135 Report

Quoted By: >>13765232

people forget wrestling has carny roots and attracted the worst people

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 16:52:30 No.13764163 Report

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Maybe Owen's fall was not accident and someone just got tired of that asshole's shtick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 17:05:35 No.13764286 Report

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>>13764120
Add the fact they couldn't find any top guy to work with after 1997.
>Austin
Wanted nothing to do with Owen after he broke his neck and didn't even apologize to him.
>Shawn
Was gonna drop the belt to Austin at 'Mania. Plus the back injury put Shawn on the shelf for 4 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 17:11:53 No.13764347 Report

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>>13763890
Sounds like fuji more than anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 17:12:18 No.13764352 Report

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>>13764120
>be consummate professional
>get screwed out of a contract we agreed on
>basically cut ur penis off on PPV
>Bill Goldberg Rocks ur cranium

Vs.
>be goofball guy who loves wife and kids more than biz
>get dropped
no winning really

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 17:30:23 No.13764546 Report

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>>13763890
Hey I know this!

Who is Owen Hart?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 17:33:20 No.13764570 Report

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>>13764347
Cooking someone’s dog is a hilarious rib

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 17:35:34 No.13764593 Report

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Someone at WWE ribbing Stu Hart by giving him the wrong directions to a ceremony at cauliflower alley or somewhere he wanted to attend for his idol or friend, I forget. But yeah, they're all sociopaths

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 17:36:17 No.13764600 Report

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>>13763890
yeah i remember listening to some cucknette clip where he was remembering some le epic ribs and one of them was the steiners picking up hitchhikers, pretty much kidnapping him, dropping him alone in the middle of nowhere and threatening to shoot him

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Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 18:04:28 No.13764859 Report

Quoted By: >>13765052 >>13767689

>literally rapes you
hehe just a rib bro don't get mad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 18:07:06 No.13764885 Report

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>>13764600
I like the one where they got Fuji drunk, stripped him naked, threw him in a little boat and pushed him out in the middle of this lake that was in a residential neighborhood. Also put a shotgun in said boat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 18:08:07 No.13764898 Report

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>>13764885
Well I mean not the Steiners I think it was Spivey and somebody else

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 18:13:01 No.13764925 Report

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>>13763981
He intentionally broke Austin's neck for beating Debra

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 18:16:38 No.13764943 Report

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>>13763981
This is elite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 18:36:48 No.13765052 Report

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>>13764859
qrd?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 18:38:04 No.13765062 Report

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funny how the old steiners were total lunatics and bron is just a nice, autistic boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 18:46:00 No.13765132 Report

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>>13765052
They commonly tied people down and sticked things in their ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 18:49:29 No.13765161 Report

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>>13763981
>Owen Hart pranking Sid that he was Stu Hart on the phone
>Sid having half the brain that you do, thought Stu Hart had dementia

>Ribbing Val Venis into a shoot that he was a stalking smark in hotel on the phone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 18:51:08 No.13765181 Report

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>>13765052
They're stuck a pencil up Nash's butt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 18:52:19 No.13765191 Report

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he made me eat a shit sandwich, what a funny guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 18:56:14 No.13765232 Report

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>>13764135
Still does. None of the wrestlers are sane. They are all a from broken homes and abusive parents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 18:57:58 No.13765252 Report

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>>13765232
This just look at cena now or zestista imagine the degen shit they do for Hollywood execs to land their gigs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 18:58:30 No.13765259 Report

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>>13765232
Not really, it's just nerds now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 18:59:25 No.13765272 Report

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>>13764084
If that was my luggage, I would have shot both of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 19:00:30 No.13765294 Report

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>>13765252
Little is known for Cena's childhood. Cena looks like he has repressed his emotions so much that he could just suddenly kill 3 hookers, American Psycho style.

One Anon in /wooo/ once said Batista fans are repressed homosexuals. Batista seems to have embraced homosexuality. He looks like he is into orgies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 19:00:40 No.13765296 Report

Quoted By: >>13766638

>>13763981
>Owen and Mick stinking up a match because they heard Meltzer was in the building
That's a Meltzer story. Most wrestlers dislike Meltzer because he's some mark who doesn't understand wrestling that a lot of the boys send fake stories to to get themselves over. Having two of Dave's favourite guys go out and work badly on purpose to see ruin his night is based, unfortunately Mick is also a mark and immediately told Dave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 19:01:28 No.13765304 Report

Quoted By: >>13765349 >>13765399 >>13765418 >>13765435 >>13765534

>>13763890
Since a lot of really crazy people are in wrestling, are there stories of somebody completely fucking someone up permanently or even killing someone in response to a rib gone too far? Honestly, kind of strange that we haven't heard any.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 19:02:54 No.13765325 Report

Quoted By: >>13770890

*soaps your ass*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 19:03:47 No.13765339 Report

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>>13763890
Every time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 19:05:02 No.13765349 Report

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>>13765304
Bruiser Brody got stabbed in Puerto Rico for ribbing everyone and being a 100% carny.

Shawn was jealous of Bret allegedly fucked Sunny before him and hinted him at "Sunny Days" comment, exposing Bret as an adulterer... which he was. Bret beat the fuck out of him.

Marty Jannety used Scott Hall's name to pay use his hotel rooms and thrash them. Leaving Scott Hall pay the damages. Scott being a badass beat Jannety while he was asleep. mmmm badass.

JBL got BTFO by Joey Styles despite being a commentator.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 19:08:34 No.13765399 Report

Quoted By: >>13765430 >>13768121

>>13765304
Not really fucked up permanently but Barry Windham took a shit into Billy Jack Haynes Cowboy Hat as a rib and Haynes knocked him out cold

what is it with wrestlers and shit anyways?
Orton, Six Pac amd Jeanetty how is it a rib if you shit on another persons property?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 19:10:03 No.13765418 Report

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>>13765304
Dynamite Kid got his teeth knocked out in response to something that he didn't even do but there are probably worse things.

Apparently Jay York almost died when someone ribbed him by putting lighter fluid in his inhaler

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 19:11:03 No.13765430 Report

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>>13765399
>Messing with Billy Jack Haynes of all people
Why would any sane person do that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 19:11:32 No.13765435 Report

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>>13765304
The Quebecers beat the shit out of British Bulldog for ribbing them, and they told him if it ever happens and they'd have the Quebec mob put a hit on him and he started crying and having panic attacks. Bulldog was an absolute pos with his 'ribs'.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 19:12:27 No.13765442 Report

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>>13765430
>defecates in your lunch
Can't youtake a rib bro?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 19:12:50 No.13765447 Report

Quoted By: >>13765458

>>13765349
>Bret beat the fuck out of him.
was that the time he ripped a handful of hair out of Shawn's scalp?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 19:13:39 No.13765458 Report

Quoted By: >>13767896

>>13765447
Yes according to Cornette. In Bret's book he was a complete badass. mmmm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 19:18:52 No.13765534 Report

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>>13765304
JBL got his shit kicked in and almost his knee KWAB'd after he kept giving Blackman asspats and had to apologize in front of the boys or Blackman would've shot on him again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 20:53:24 No.13766528 Report

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>>13765442
As Sean Oliver once said, back then they either had to become wrestlers or fall off the face of the earth. No other choice was available.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 20:54:58 No.13766549 Report

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>>13765534
JBL is the ultimate fake tough guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 20:58:55 No.13766589 Report

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>Owen Hart shit in Yokozuna's ring attire during a house show and Yokozuna had an entire match covered in Owen Hart's shit
>Vince was apparently told of this during the match and just kept laughing and called audibles to force Yokozuna to roll in the ring and cover more of himself in shit
>they had to cut a match from the house show because they need 20 minutes to hose down the ring

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 21:03:57 No.13766638 Report

Quoted By: >>13767379

>>13765296
It's Mick's story. He was having goofy no DQ matches with Owen on the loop as Dude Love. But Mick heard Unca Dave was in the crowd and got cold feet because he loved getting stars. He told Owen "Change of plans, Meltzer's here. Let's have a good match instead." Owen was like "Okay." Then Mick changed his mind, realizing he'd rather have a silly brawl. So he told Owen "Nevermind, let's have the match we were going to have if Meltzer wasn't here." And Owen was like "Okay." So they had the silly match and while Mick didn't have yummy wummy stars from it, he had a memory he is happy to have (for as long as he can hold on to it.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 22:18:47 No.13767368 Report

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>>13764058
Is it a bad thing that you are

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 22:19:31 No.13767379 Report

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>>13766638
damn, wish I could've seen that match.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 22:42:49 No.13767689 Report

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>>13764859
>Scott was the normal one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 23:00:18 No.13767896 Report

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>>13765458
Shawn always loses in shoot fights

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2024 23:21:00 No.13768121 Report

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>>13765399
Do you think Vince got the shit kink before or after someone took a dump on someone else's property?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 00:48:29 No.13769905 Report

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>>13763890
many such cases

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 01:07:48 No.13770430 Report

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>>13765181
It was a chuck e cheese pencil

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Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 01:10:06 No.13770496 Report

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Asuka used to do a rib back in Japan where she'd make the new girls lick her armpits and feet for hours on end. The Japanese are really superstitious so it didn't take much convincing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 01:11:08 No.13770528 Report

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>>13766549
he did come in second in the brawl for all tournament though
got KWAB'd in the finals though kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 01:24:53 No.13770890 Report

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>>13765325
qrd

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