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Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 04:23:21 No.13773658 View View Reply Original Report

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Do you think we'll see him alive again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 04:32:03 No.13773744 Report

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>>13773658
This nigga isnt climbing Everest, He would be dead before i reached the summit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 04:35:33 No.13773777 Report

Quoted By: >>13773798 >>13773868 >>13773956

>>13773658
What makes you think he will die climbing everest. Retired boomers blow their retirement money casually climbing it by the hundreds every season. There also arent any good peaks fot him to get a good clip of himself doing a final coffin drop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 04:39:41 No.13773798 Report

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>>13773777
the coffin drop WILL kill him on impact from that height thoughever

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 04:43:08 No.13773823 Report

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>>13773658
i hope so

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 04:45:32 No.13773839 Report

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>>13773658
Tony will sabotage his climb to the tribute show will finally break a million.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 04:46:03 No.13773845 Report

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>>13773658
I have confidence in Darby. He will climb it, plant an aew flag at the summit, and skate downhill back to base camp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 04:50:21 No.13773868 Report

Quoted By: >>13774832

>>13773777
They don't have a back full of open wounds and blood clots when they climb it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 05:02:13 No.13773942 Report

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>>13773845
would be BASED

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 05:04:40 No.13773956 Report

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>>13773777
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_died_climbing_Mount_Everest
people be dying even in 2k23, hes got the odds in his favor and surely hes gonna be with pros but still always a chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 05:25:41 No.13774079 Report

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Yawn.
Talk to me when he climbs K2.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 07:09:31 No.13774602 Report

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>>13773658
he will come back with a brain damage gimmick

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 07:26:01 No.13774673 Report

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>>13773658
Jokes aside, I'm legitimately concerned he's going to die, he's too reckless to be climbing Everest,
And I can't trust myself not to make a coffin drop joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 07:27:44 No.13774680 Report

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>>13774602
I want him to grow his hair and facial hair and come back as a rambling mountain man

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 07:27:56 No.13774683 Report

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>>13773658
he's too reckless to climb Everest, somone should have told him no

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 07:31:42 No.13774702 Report

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Darby isn't climbing by himself, his guides will herd his dumb ass as long as he doesn't go rogue and wander off into a blizzard for fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 07:41:11 No.13774752 Report

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>>13773956
Only young people that die on Everest recently according to that are the Sherpas who get paid to do all the hard work. Only other one was a jap that was already really sick and tried to tough it out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 07:54:08 No.13774819 Report

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>>13774602
>>13774680
comes back with the yeti as his partner

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 07:56:23 No.13774828 Report

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>>13774752
What I wonder, is that if the mountain preserves corpses indefinitely, why do they bother with permanent cryogenics instead of just shipping corpses off to Everest to be preserved until they figure out how to reanimate the corpses other than the fact that may undermine the massive insurance scam that is cryogenic preservation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 07:56:38 No.13774832 Report

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>>13773868
He's not actually starting the climb for months Dr. Pig.

>>13774819
YETAY?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 08:09:04 No.13774872 Report

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>>13773658
This Darby stuff got me into the mountaineering rabbit hole. These boomers climbing Everest seems to diminish the accomplishment somehow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 08:29:28 No.13774957 Report

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>>13773658
Of course. Only like 2% of people who climb Everest die and Lil Nigga likes them odds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 08:33:10 No.13774964 Report

Quoted By: >>13774973

No American under the age of 50 has died since 2015.

The Americans who died under 50 in 2015 was due to a literal earthquake.

You have to go back to like 2005 to find another fit person who died. Literally every American dying is some boomer

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 08:33:52 No.13774967 Report

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>>13774828
Freezing a body destroys tissue cells for the same reason freezing water creates cracks inside the ice. Cryogenics is a scam and the only people that bother are rich narcissists. If someone can figure out how unfreezing a body resuscitates the frozen then they've figured out how to resurrect a corpse outright.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 08:35:11 No.13774973 Report

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>>13774872
>>13774964
didnt realize so many old fucks climbed the mountain. guess its a mix of saving up for years and also not caring about their life at that point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 08:36:16 No.13774975 Report

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>>13773658
hope so

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 08:37:41 No.13774983 Report

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>>13774967
Yes, but the scam would be vastly more efficient if they weren't wasting all that insurance money powering some large facility meant to cool the bodies indefinitely and were instead just flash freeziing the bodies like they do now, then dumping them on a really cold mountainside cave or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 08:40:44 No.13775001 Report

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>>13774973
They're literally skewing the numbers.

Instead of saying "2% of people who climb Everest die!" we should really be saying "90% of people who did climbing Everest are north of 50"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 08:45:55 No.13775023 Report

Quoted By: >>13775162 >>13775216

>>13773658
darby allin was raped by the abominable snowman on the freezing peaks of everest in 2024

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Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 09:15:12 No.13775162 Report

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>>13775023

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2024 09:26:51 No.13775216 Report

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>>13775023
>>13775162
kek

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