I look out at this board and all I see is a bunch of fat pathetic low life’s. Ya see, I’m a genetic freak, so it’s not hard for to look down on the average nobody like the average /pw/ poster. You sit there staring at your computer and wipe the drool off of you fat Cheeto stained face and wish you could be me, but the fact is that you never will be because I’m a genetic freak with one in a million genetics. When your parent had you they probably said oops looks like exactly how we predicted. When I was born, everybody gasped in awe because they knew I wasn’t normal. So to all my freaks out there, Big Poppa Pump is your hook up. Holler if ya hear me!