So I'm with my gf and we are watching thr latest SmackDown (she doesn't like wrestling, but indulges me) and she asks me if I find the female wrestlers sexy. I say "no babe they got nothing on you". 5 mins pass and I ask her the same about the male wrestlers and she says she'd fuck most of the ripped ones. I make a face abd she's like "what? I thought we were being honest" and I go "pretty sure you are supposed to lie to make your other half feel good" and she goes conpletely rigid and says "so you actually lied and want to fuck the female ones?" and I'm "well yeah obviously". She packed her things, stormed out and shouted we are done on her way out. I've sent her 100 messages apologising with no response. I think she broke up with me. Let this be a lesson to you. Women are weird. Oh and this hapoened a couple of days after I got her some expensive jewelry as a present. Fuck me.