>>13910987Cody wins. Roman and Dwayne take a 6 month break. Seth retains. Cody and Seth cry together. Carmelo Hayes challenges Cody. Tells him he's smaller than Adam Cole, Jungle Boy, and Orange Cassidy. Piggies squeal about it even though it's proven to be true based on scientific evidence presented by Cody. Bron comes out. Says he's a big shot. Cody calls him smol. Bron amd Carmello hold each other and cry. Rey Mysterio walks out and looks down at them both. Tells them they can't ride the big kid rides at the county fair. Cody gets a measuring stick out. Confirms smol. Piggies squealing everywhere. AEW fans are at home with their stable family lives, their wealth, financial security, and completed collegiate educations. Meltzer reports Carmello is actually 6 foot 1. No one believes him. Cody holds the title through his contract. Never loses. Crybabies' rage and tears won't let him lose the title. Paul folds to their pressure. Nothing else matters in WWE at this point. Crybabies take control of their narrative, Xwitter, and squaredcircle. Sports Entertainment dies.
