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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 14:54:07 No.13970052 View View Reply Original Report

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This dumpy broad puts you in a crossbar. What's your counter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 14:57:59 No.13970071 Report

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>>13970052
Elbow the fuck out of her sludge rolls until she breaks out and starts coughing up blood, and then doublestomp her head into the mat, grab her by the hair and rip her out of the ring with one hand, make her bite the steps and then proceed to just stomp the fuck out of her wop head until she's toothless

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 14:58:50 No.13970080 Report

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>>13970071
OK but you are going to rape her afterwards right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 14:59:23 No.13970082 Report

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>>13970052
A knife

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 15:00:09 No.13970087 Report

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>>13970080
I'll leave that to Ranjesh, I couldn't get it up for this disgusting pig.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 15:00:24 No.13970091 Report

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>>13970071
HOLY BASED
HOLY BASED
HOLY BASED

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 15:01:03 No.13970098 Report

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>>13970052
As an Italian-American I claim my birthright and go Sabines on this bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 15:02:12 No.13970114 Report

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>>13970052
give in to the garlic and tomato wop girlmusk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 15:08:29 No.13970158 Report

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>>13970087
Low T

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 15:21:29 No.13970258 Report

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>>13970071
Your embarrassing attempts to strike her only serve to exacerbate the force of the hold. The spectacle of your inept flailing, accompanied by jeers from the crowd referencing "pure strikes", is mercifully brief; your bones break faster than Phil Brookes' when attempting a stage dive. As you lie facedown toward the canvas in a desperate (and unsuccessful) attempt to hide your shame and agony from the hardcam, you suffer an added olfactory indignity: your nose reports that you are lying in the exact spot the Willow Nightingale once pissed herself.

Restore Restart Quit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 15:23:58 No.13970277 Report

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>>13970052
tap out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 15:31:32 No.13970342 Report

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>>13970258
This isn't a choose your own adventure game. She wouldn't even be able to put the hold on me in the first place, I would smash her face in until she made Emmett Till look like a supermodel and if Maclin even fucking thought about trying something he wouldn't have a throat left once he met my blade.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 15:57:40 No.13970624 Report

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She'll put me in a horizontal bar that forms the top of a goal in association football?
Weird hobby that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 15:59:39 No.13970643 Report

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>>13970052
What is she smirking at?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 16:03:38 No.13970674 Report

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>>13970052
I cum hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 16:48:28 No.13971026 Report

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>>13970052
I love this fat wop like you wouldn't believe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 17:03:48 No.13971133 Report

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>>13970052

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 17:13:57 No.13971243 Report

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>>13970052
As a dastardly heel I arranged before the match to have Domino's pizza delivered as a distraction if I get in trouble. Deonna immediately releases the hold to go and eat the pizza. As I ordered the largest pizza they have and all the sides it takes Deonna just over ten seconds to finish it so I win by count out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 18:52:10 No.13972102 Report

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>>13970052
She speaks like all the little league moms I recall in my NJ town when I was a kid

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 18:54:03 No.13972122 Report

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>>13970071

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 19:01:55 No.13972196 Report

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>>13970052
My counter is actually on her kitchen counter. I reach for some marinara, rub it in her eyes, then go for the mozzarella and swing it to stretch it and forms the ball a the end to land a blow. Once I'm out of her grip, I grab the sliced pepperoni, hot capicola and soppressata and fling them at her like throwing stars. Finally I grab the hunk of unsliced prosciutto and whack her over the back of her head. Simple

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