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I start my day at 11am being awoken by Chambea, from the grammy award winning rapper and most streamed artist in the world Bad Bunny™, blaring through my Cricket Wireless® phone (very powerful btw, almost as powerful as The Miz™ in the ring.)
I roll out my bed ravenous and waddle straight to the kitchen to ponder my feeding choices. Yet there is only one real option, my beloved Cinnamon Toast Crunch® Cinnemojis™. After several bowls, I wipe my mouth on my WWE® x Fanatics® official LA Knight™ (YEAH!™) tee and decide the first order of the day - fapping.
I trot to my desktop computer to load up /pw/ and find a Women of NXT™ general since based HBK knows how to feed us coomchads. After several hours of edging, I drop a quick 'no milly?' on some seething bitch and rehydrate with 2 litres of Mountain Dew® Pitch Black™.
I lumber back to my PC, avoiding eye-contact with my mother, and load up WWE® 2k24™ and continue work on my MegaMind® custom that'll surely pop the boys on /pw/, while my torrents of NXT™ Lvl Up™ and WWE® Main Event™ downloads
