The thread for all things Planet Retard, where we enjoy the simple gains.

Anthem of Planet Retard:
>The Simple Life on Planet Retard
https://app.suno.ai/song/122c5e3e-47ac-406c-89bb-72905cf8cd1e/

>how is planet retard wrestling related?
Besides the citizens of Planet Retard being massive wrestling fans, the official Queen of Planet Retard is a professional wrestler named Natsupoi:
>Poi the Queen
https://app.suno.ai/song/b259b85d-48b8-4bc1-bee3-aa56edbd4ed7/

Post anything and everything Planet Retard related. If you are not a citizen of Planet Retard, consider joining.

Here are some more Planet Retard music songs:
Getting accepted to join Planet Retard:
>Today i woke up with a smile
https://app.suno.ai/song/58623088-3ee4-4ac2-b090-1170b0937d1e/

Planet retard advertisement jingle:
>Living on Planet Retard
https://app.suno.ai/song/5e3b1f20-4473-47c1-a62c-fc52aa3c616a/

A song made by a retard so retarded he managed to get lost in a small forest despite leaving breadcrumbs behind:
>Lost On Planet Retard
https://app.suno.ai/song/965dc946-5f23-472f-b25c-80b6a05eeaa1/

A citizen of Planet Retard expressing his enjoyment of the retard life in a really retardedly gay (no homo) way:
>Infinite Retardation
https://app.suno.ai/song/0eafd6f6-2acf-4505-b029-71203a9c6dc4/

A clip of a live concert on Planet Retard of the song "Real Indian" by the band The Pajeetards:
>Real Indian (Live)
https://app.suno.ai/song/61e98238-527c-4e8f-b716-0280d493c1a6/

Post anything I may have missed. If you are from Planet Genius, please understand that it is never too late to join Planet Retard. Not that you have to, we can agree to disagree. We live simple lives and are peaceful. I do not want war, but ultimately that would be decided by our Queen Poi. If you hate planet retard, that is okay. We are currently too retarded to be bothered.

So hop on a space ship to Planet Retard, where the cows are smart and the rivers run with whipped cream.