there's nothing more cringe, beta, and gay than a grown man who never played hockey as a kid but is obsessed with watching hockey as an adult because it vicariously makes him feel like a tough guy. Phil's "look at how much I like hockey" shtick is everything you need to know about what a fake tough guy bitch he is. It is impossible for a normal woman to be attracted to a "male" hockey superfan, it instantly dries their pussy up