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>YA KNOW PPL ARE SAYING ONLINE "EDGE, they call me edge because nobody watches me as Adam, but i digress, EDGE, DON'T YOU WISH YOU WERE AT WRESTLEMANIA 40 IN FRONT OF 80 THOUSAND FANS FOR 2 NIGHTS IN A ROW?
>AND I TELL THEM....NO
>I CAME TO THIS COMPANY IN FRONT OF A QUARTER FULL ARENA AND HAVING TO STRATEGICALLY POSITION MYSELF DURING THIS PROMO SO THE CAMERA DOESN'T ACCIDENTALLY PAN AROUND SHOWING EVERYTHING TO THE REAR AND LEFT OF WHAT YOUR SEEING IS VACUOUS HOLE OF DARKNESS
>BECAUSE THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE I CAN WRESTLE:
>*proceeds to name ppl nobody knows*
>THAT CAN ONLY HAPPEN HERE!
>AND THOSE WOULD BE FIRST TIME MATCHES!
>I COULDN'T DO THAT IN WWE..., well I mean they have NXT which is the same indi shit as here but a much better product and doesn't tout itself as a top tier product so nobody shits on the fact they get the same attendance and tv ratings as us..BUT I DIGRESS
>IM REALLY JUST HERE FOR THE MONEY
>AND SO ARE THESE GUYS: *generic entrance music hits and nobody pops*
>(tazz voice) wow what a promo ladies and gentlemen were fired up for this match with zero build and we expect you to just know who they are and why they're wrestling
>in the event we actually garner your attention long enough dont worry we got a 5 minute picture in picture ad break coming up in just about 40 seconds into the match where for some reason it has a ad about AEW itself for the first 10 seconds, then a 2 minute ad about gay anal rectum sex and a product to make it safer followed by 5 more ads
>but buckle your seats because we're just getting started here
>also even tho they might look like random bums from the crowd, these are trained professional wrestlers, they just wear normal clothes
>that's just part of the vibe here, we're more real and cool
>it's like if you and your buddies were standing around cutting promos, its cool
>heheh.. WOAH A TRIPLE CANADIAN DESTROYER OFF THE TOP ROPE TO START THE MATCH.. ONE TW..AHHH MAN I CAN'T BELIEVE HE KICKED OUT....
>AND I TELL THEM....NO
>I CAME TO THIS COMPANY IN FRONT OF A QUARTER FULL ARENA AND HAVING TO STRATEGICALLY POSITION MYSELF DURING THIS PROMO SO THE CAMERA DOESN'T ACCIDENTALLY PAN AROUND SHOWING EVERYTHING TO THE REAR AND LEFT OF WHAT YOUR SEEING IS VACUOUS HOLE OF DARKNESS
>BECAUSE THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE I CAN WRESTLE:
>*proceeds to name ppl nobody knows*
>THAT CAN ONLY HAPPEN HERE!
>AND THOSE WOULD BE FIRST TIME MATCHES!
>I COULDN'T DO THAT IN WWE..., well I mean they have NXT which is the same indi shit as here but a much better product and doesn't tout itself as a top tier product so nobody shits on the fact they get the same attendance and tv ratings as us..BUT I DIGRESS
>IM REALLY JUST HERE FOR THE MONEY
>AND SO ARE THESE GUYS: *generic entrance music hits and nobody pops*
>(tazz voice) wow what a promo ladies and gentlemen were fired up for this match with zero build and we expect you to just know who they are and why they're wrestling
>in the event we actually garner your attention long enough dont worry we got a 5 minute picture in picture ad break coming up in just about 40 seconds into the match where for some reason it has a ad about AEW itself for the first 10 seconds, then a 2 minute ad about gay anal rectum sex and a product to make it safer followed by 5 more ads
>but buckle your seats because we're just getting started here
>also even tho they might look like random bums from the crowd, these are trained professional wrestlers, they just wear normal clothes
>that's just part of the vibe here, we're more real and cool
>it's like if you and your buddies were standing around cutting promos, its cool
>heheh.. WOAH A TRIPLE CANADIAN DESTROYER OFF THE TOP ROPE TO START THE MATCH.. ONE TW..AHHH MAN I CAN'T BELIEVE HE KICKED OUT....
