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The trannies have received their marching orders

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 19:50:32 No.14107139 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14107150 >>14107156 >>14107171 >>14107223 >>14107226 >>14107271 >>14107307 >>14107369 >>14107554 >>14107682 >>14107727 >>14109838

This perfectly entertaining storytelling match is going to be portrayed as “one of the worst matches of the year” for some fucking reason

Perhaps it didn’t have enough HRT?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 19:51:15 No.14107150 Report

Quoted By: >>14107790

>>14107139
The match was fine and didn't overstay its welcome

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 19:51:27 No.14107156 Report

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>>14107139
I want to be Samoan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 19:52:13 No.14107171 Report

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>>14107139
They are super pissed that WWE is breaking records again. There are more people in one row of the seats at mania than at an episode of dynamite

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Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 19:52:20 No.14107176 Report

Quoted By: >>14107225 >>14107507 >>14107548 >>14107760

>For some reason

here's the match in front of a dead crowd:
>Superkick
>Superkick
>Superkick
>Superkick
>Stare
>High school acting "drama"
>Superkick
>Splash
>3 count

Would've worked if the crowd cared but they didn't and it was shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 19:53:00 No.14107184 Report

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standing in the ring for 15 minutes screaming “YOU MUH TWIN BROTHA UCE” is not storytelling

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Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 19:54:05 No.14107205 Report

Quoted By: >>14107305

Are you telling me that the entire gamethread was made up of AEWtists?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 19:55:16 No.14107223 Report

Quoted By: >>14107267

>>14107139
It was legitimately bad. Like it was the least interesting wrestling match I have ever seen. I wanted it to be good but the Usos clearly don't know how to build up a match and it was just the same three moves and then some really bad, fake drama that literally nobody on earth cared about.
It was the worst match on the show because it was structured badly. It still bad a set up and will have a follow up so by default it is leagues better than most matches I see on weekly TV. By the way I hadn't watched WWE in 7 years until last night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 19:55:24 No.14107225 Report

Quoted By: >>14107507 >>14107760

>>14107176

>Superkick
>Spout Catchphrase
>Superkick
>Spout Catchphrase
>Superkick
>Spout Catchphrase
>Superkick
>Spout Catchphrase
>Stare
>Spout Catchphrase
>High school acting "drama"
>Spout Catchphrase
>Superkick
>Spout Catchphrase
>Splash
>3 count
>Spout Catchphrase

Ah, so this is that famed WWE """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""style"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" of wrestling I've heard so much about

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 19:55:30 No.14107226 Report

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>>14107139
would've been WOTN if it wasn't for the fact Gunther vs Zayn's ending was so stupid, it almost killed my enjoyment of the event.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 19:57:10 No.14107258 Report

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It was pretty bad. Started hot but did some gay shit like super kick me. Almost went somewhere when Jimmy apologized but then Jey finished him 2 moves later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 19:57:25 No.14107267 Report

Quoted By: >>14107478

>>14107223
>it was just the same three moves and then some really bad, fake drama

That encapsulates the essence of WWE better than I could ever describe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 19:57:44 No.14107271 Report

Quoted By: >>14110120

>>14107139
I wonder who produced this match? might stay unknown kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 19:59:26 No.14107305 Report

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>>14107205
Afraid so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 19:59:44 No.14107307 Report

Quoted By: >>14107389

>>14107139
found the one person on earth that liked this match

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:00:12 No.14107320 Report

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the trannies calling card is delusion - men can be women on a whim
similarly, dogshit matches are good matches on a whim. this match was dogshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:02:50 No.14107369 Report

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>>14107139
I watched this match with my fiancee and we thought it was the best one up to that point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:03:40 No.14107389 Report

Quoted By: >>14107420

>>14107307
its clearly a troll post. No one liked that match not even the usos themselves

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:05:45 No.14107420 Report

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>>14107389
During the entrances of the next match you could still see the red Uso pacing in a circle off to the side of the ramp probably cursing himself about how terrible it was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:07:41 No.14107450 Report

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>Main Event Jey
>shits up the undercard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:07:58 No.14107455 Report

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usos have been bad at everything they've done besides being supporting characters in the bloodline feud
I have no idea why WWE decorated them so much, they'v always been boring as shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:08:31 No.14107468 Report

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It was shit but it wasn't the worst match ever or some shit like people are saying. Just forgettable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:09:00 No.14107478 Report

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>>14107267
Really because no other match on the show had that issue but 4 matches on Dynamite last week did

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:10:29 No.14107507 Report

Quoted By: >>14107545 >>14107562 >>14107618 >>14107791

>>14107176
>>14107225
You described every young cucks match

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:11:46 No.14107525 Report

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The Uso's have the worst superkicks ever and the whole match was full of them. How anyone could have unironically enjoyed this boring slopfest is beyond me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:13:00 No.14107545 Report

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>>14107507
The only difference is the young bucks add flips with their superkicks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:13:06 No.14107548 Report

Quoted By: >>14107675

>>14107176
>dead crowd
The crowd wasn't dead. This match killed them. Shit started out hot and they were chanting doing the whole YEET/NO YEET thing. Then around 50 superkicks the action slowed down to a glacial pace and nobody was reacting anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:13:29 No.14107554 Report

Quoted By: >>14107584 >>14107631 >>14107657 >>14107658 >>14107696

>>14107139
Not trolling: What’s the difference between
>I choppa you? You choppa me!
And
>I supakicka you? You supakicka me!
Besides the fact that one is labeled “strong style” and the other is called coconut theater

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:13:54 No.14107562 Report

Quoted By: >>14107712

>>14107507
imitating two of the worst wrestlers ever is not a plus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:14:55 No.14107584 Report

Quoted By: >>14107621

>>14107554
Nothing. Both are stupid indie trash which is why they don't belong at wrestlemania

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:16:29 No.14107618 Report

Quoted By: >>14107712

>>14107507
The Bucks unironically do more in the ring. However, the more that they do is making smug faces and 5 convoluted spots in the same order every time that look like shit. The Usos at least can appear likable and are just boring instead of infuriatingly shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:16:35 No.14107621 Report

Quoted By: >>14107781

>>14107584
But the Papa Dave star ratings are definitely different, no?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:17:03 No.14107631 Report

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>>14107554
Nobody pretends this shit is good, thats the difference

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:18:37 No.14107657 Report

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>>14107554
a chop isn't supposed to be a finishing move. but choppa bullshit is dumb too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:18:41 No.14107658 Report

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>>14107554
The Bushido fighting spirit shit works in Japan sometimes with specific characters in specific scenarios.
Japanese stories are built like that so it's fine.
Doing it in the right story in the west can be fine.
Doing it in every match for no reason is terrible.
I don't even understand why anyone would do a superkick exchange spot, it just buried the move the first time and kills the crowd for the rest of the match.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:19:42 No.14107672 Report

Quoted By: >>14107723

Dogshit match that proves the Bucks are better in every way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:19:54 No.14107675 Report

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>>14107548
Oh yea Yeet chants that died 10 mins in forgot that's what we consider "a hot crowd" now adays

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:20:15 No.14107682 Report

Quoted By: >>14107703

>>14107139
it's not one of the worst matches of the year
it was just the worst match on the card

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:20:50 No.14107696 Report

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>>14107554
Superkicks should do way more damage than chops. Also they require more movement and can start to look circus-y, whereas chops are just wrestling punches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:21:13 No.14107703 Report

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>>14107682
>it's not one of the worst matches of the year
Yes it is. It is the worst match of the year so far

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:21:30 No.14107712 Report

Quoted By: >>14107751 >>14107825

>>14107618
>>14107562
The Usos have better character work and were spamming superkicks back when tge cucks were TNA bottom card shitters

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:21:53 No.14107723 Report

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>>14107672
We can never know because a Matt Vs Nick Jackson match is such an antidraw that if someone booked it on ppv the arena would turn into a black hole from the sheer gravity of disinterest

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:22:14 No.14107727 Report

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>>14107139
If I change my name to Sam Owen will they let me join the blood line??

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:22:25 No.14107735 Report

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These guys are twins that have literally been together in every single activity their entire lives, splitting them apart for singles careers will never work it's futile and they should be happy with their niche.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:23:23 No.14107751 Report

Quoted By:

>>14107712
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:23:59 No.14107760 Report

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>>14107225
>>14107176
now don't be mean, there also was a
>spear!
somewhere inbetween

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:24:47 No.14107781 Report

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>>14107621
Dave creams his pants over Buck matches, what are you talking about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:25:39 No.14107790 Report

Quoted By: >>14108344

>>14107150
>superkick
>superkick
>superkick
>superkick
>superkick
....I pray drones break free from their programming one day

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:25:40 No.14107791 Report

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>>14107507
so the match was bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:27:13 No.14107825 Report

Quoted By: >>14108328

>>14107712
>character work
So being Roman's lackey or saying a catchphrase is character work?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:53:06 No.14108328 Report

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>>14107825
Yes. they also over with every crowd they wrestle in front of and get reactions. Even AEW fans are bored of the young cucks matches now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:54:07 No.14108344 Report

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>>14107790
That's the young cucks you're describing again. They even had a song called SUPERK8CK PARTY as their theme a few years ago

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Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 20:58:37 No.14108436 Report

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Console war brainrot is a serious mental condition.

It impairs one's ability to think for one's self.

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Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 21:57:37 No.14109838 Report

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>>14107139
As an adamant AEW hater, this match was absolutely the worst thing ive ever seen. So fuck off Jey

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 22:02:31 No.14109966 Report

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This match was trash, and the crowd wasn't interested.
Gunther vs Zayn was MotN but the ending was dumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 22:03:32 No.14109999 Report

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It didn't come off to me as uniquely bad, but I lost interest and started looking at my phone. This and the women trios should've been preshow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 22:05:49 No.14110056 Report

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Reminder that "Uce" is Samoan for "The N-Word"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 22:08:27 No.14110120 Report

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>>14107271
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