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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:03:02 No.14133475 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14133732

THRICE IN A LIFETIME

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:04:02 No.14133489 Report

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Cena turning heel here would have been Kino

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:04:09 No.14133490 Report

Quoted By: >>14133501 >>14133519 >>14133539 >>14133549 >>14133562 >>14133594 >>14133800 >>14133842 >>14134122 >>14134840 >>14134852 >>14134856 >>14134984

Man, Cena really has 0 aura nowadays, isn't it? He feels like such a joke. I guess that's what 10 years of jobbing to everybody does to a man

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:04:51 No.14133501 Report

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>>14133490
Unfortunately John Cena has AIDS. Afraid so.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:05:25 No.14133512 Report

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Never before and 3 times yet again.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:05:37 No.14133519 Report

Quoted By: >>14133622

>>14133490
It's the hair, he needs to go back to the buzz cut

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:06:02 No.14133528 Report

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>>(this thread)
my thoughts exactly.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:06:58 No.14133539 Report

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>>14133490
If he still had his mass and not-so-distracting bald spot, he would be fine. He still got the biggest pop.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:07:48 No.14133549 Report

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>>14133490
Cena was entirely propped up by Cena wins lol. Once that was gone, he lost any aura he had.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:08:06 No.14133553 Report

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I think it's the fact he still dresses like he did when he was 25

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:08:39 No.14133562 Report

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>>14133490
I'm gonna be sad when he retires but he's gotta do it soon. He's been WWE Superman for like 20 years now.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:09:08 No.14133571 Report

Quoted By: >>14133622

thrice in a bald spot

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:11:05 No.14133592 Report

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JUST ONE
MORE FIGHT
AND ILL BE HISTORY

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:11:06 No.14133594 Report

Quoted By: >>14133865 >>14133953 >>14134565

>>14133490
It was his obvious Oscars humiliation Hollywood ritual and his dick sucking of the CCP. Rocky Miavia is a literal once in a generation talent. That's why he rose to the top of the WWE in an era when another once in a lifetime tallent like Austin was tearing it up and then became an arguably bigger star than Schwarzenegger in Hollywood. Cena is a failed body builder who was the right person at the right time to become the face of the WWE. In Hollywood Cena is going to have to ingratiate himself deeply to "the tribe" to thrive and he's showing that's what he intends to do.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:12:31 No.14133622 Report

Quoted By: >>14135065

>>14133519
>>14133539
>>14133571
are m*n really THIS insecure about their baldness?

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:19:05 No.14133732 Report

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>>14133475
LETTING MY HAIR FALL OUT
LET MY BALD SPOT HOLD ME DOWN
LETTING MY HAIR FALL OUT
HAIR IS DROPPING FROM MY HEAD
INTO THE RING AGAIN
AFTER THE HAIR IS GONE
THRICE IN A LIFETIME
BALDNESS GROWING ON MY HEAD

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:23:27 No.14133800 Report

Quoted By: >>14134042 >>14134152 >>14134871

>>14133490
Cena was never a star, he was just booked as a star

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:25:46 No.14133830 Report

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VOICES IN THE AIR, HEAR THEM LOUD AND CLEAR, TELLING ME TO ROGAINE

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:26:20 No.14133842 Report

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>>14133490
I agree with other people saying it's no buzz cut and less muscularity

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:27:49 No.14133865 Report

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>>14133594
nobody cares about the Zhong Xina scandal nor the Hollyjewed humiliation rituals

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:33:43 No.14133953 Report

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>>14133594
kek you are fat

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:36:42 No.14133982 Report

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>>14133953
We don't sign our posts here

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:41:13 No.14134042 Report

Quoted By: >>14134068 >>14134072

>>14133800
>Cena was never a star, he was just booked as a star
If Cena wrestled in the Attitude Era he would've lapped Hogan.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:42:45 No.14134068 Report

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>>14134042
Lapped at Hogan's boots as he cleaned them with his tongue in his position as a mid-card wigger comedy act, yes.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:43:07 No.14134072 Report

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>>14134042
Delusional

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:46:31 No.14134122 Report

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>>14133490
I wonder why

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 06:48:34 No.14134152 Report

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>>14133800
HHH always gets the blame, but Cena really killed the business. All that momentum was just burned away.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 07:24:41 No.14134565 Report

Quoted By: >>14134823

>>14133594
The Rock had to go through humiliation rituals too.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 07:51:47 No.14134823 Report

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>>14134565
He used to look blacker

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 07:53:48 No.14134840 Report

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>>14133490
NEVER GIVE UP

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 07:55:25 No.14134852 Report

Quoted By: >>14134871

>>14133490
It's funny how he jobbed to a single rock bottom without landing a single hit on the rock and disappeared for the rest of the match. Will the 17th title ever come?

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 07:55:52 No.14134856 Report

Quoted By: >>14135322

>>14133490
I was actually surprised that he got that loud a pop.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 07:57:08 No.14134871 Report

Quoted By: >>14134990 >>14135008

>>14133800
I watched Cena before he became World Champion and I can tell you that is horse shit.
>>14134852
That was how the match worked in general, Taker also dropped him with a chokeslam without Rock doing anything.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 08:09:18 No.14134984 Report

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>>14133490
>Man, Cena really has 0 aura nowadays, isn't it?
Yeah, he don’t is have a the grasp by grammar, aren’t they?

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 08:10:01 No.14134990 Report

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>>14134871
Rock was taken by surprise, cena took his shirt off preparing to fight the rock

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 08:11:53 No.14135008 Report

Quoted By: >>14135103 >>14135198

>>14134871
>I watched Cena
And if you think he was ever a star, you were five at the time - in mind if not in body. He was a corny shitter who killed the wrestling business.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 08:17:43 No.14135065 Report

Quoted By: >>14135123

>>14133622
Yes. I can't make balding jokes around my balding friends because they get super defensive about it

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 08:21:41 No.14135103 Report

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>>14135008
Cena sold merch out the ass, kids loved him, WWE tried with Batista and Orton but it didn't work, the only two other guys kids cared about at the time were Jeff and Rey.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 08:24:54 No.14135123 Report

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>>14135065
Know that feeling. I'm having minor balding near the front hair line and I made a self deprecating joke about "loosing real estate every year" around a friend who had gone full bald on top and he let me have it with the "really? really? you're going to complain about your receding when I'm fully bald?"

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 08:32:45 No.14135198 Report

Quoted By: >>14135223

>>14135008
cena was hothothot with the demographic his character appealed to

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 08:35:49 No.14135223 Report

Quoted By: >>14135231 >>14135263

>>14135198
Children. Just say it. His demographic was small children.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 08:36:32 No.14135231 Report

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>>14135223
as were Hogan's, so?

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 08:39:17 No.14135263 Report

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>>14135223
it was prepubescent boys usually. he was like superman. who's your favorite right now?

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2024 08:45:20 No.14135322 Report

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>>14134856
His MITB 2021 return was the biggest fucking pop that ever happened and I'm not exaggerating.

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