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New Cargill cope just dropped

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 19:40:18 No.14167603 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 19:40:58 No.14167608 Report

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BBKWTOS

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 19:41:49 No.14167623 Report

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>>14167603
Cargill counting her days to gtfo of wwe and go straight into marvel movies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 19:42:25 No.14167631 Report

Quoted By: >>14167638 >>14167897

>>14167603
How else are you supposed to answer when people ask you why your matches are short without breaking kayfabe? They're short because she's that damn good, brother. Gotta love nigger Chyna. You just gotta.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 19:42:28 No.14167633 Report

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>>14167603
She gets paid per match sounds like something she made up on her own. Can we fact check that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 19:42:58 No.14167638 Report

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>>14167631
>They're short because she's that damn good,
LMFAOOO

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 19:44:03 No.14167656 Report

Quoted By: >>14167788 >>14168336 >>14168424

>>14167638
Well yeah. Guys like Will Ospreay and Bryan Danielson take ages to pin midcarders. Jade does it in like 40 seconds. Clearly she's stronger and better at winning matches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 19:45:22 No.14167679 Report

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Jade should be squashing Chelsea Green. This is the correct booking

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 19:45:40 No.14167688 Report

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>>14167603
>literally goldberg booking
>the other nigress has cena booking
I will never see Kairi be a WWE women's champion bros...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 19:47:01 No.14167710 Report

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>>14167603
She looks like a goddess shouldn't she be booked like a monster that just crushes people? Seems the correct way to me.
Does anyone really wanna watch Jade Cargill in a 40 minute technical match? I don't.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 19:47:12 No.14167712 Report

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>>14167688
Kairi fucking sucks dude. You got like 5 other prettier, curvier, more talented Asian women in WWE alone. It's criminal she even has the tag title. Iyo should take her place.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 19:48:28 No.14167729 Report

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according to some people greek goddesses looked like black bodybuilders in latex suits

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 19:51:42 No.14167788 Report

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>>14167656
No lies detected. Danielsons has made his AEW career about struggling with twinks that don't deserve a quarter of the time slot given for the match and it sucks ass.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 19:56:24 No.14167866 Report

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>>14167623
Why would Marvel hire her? Let's say she gets an audition. She shows up and has no charisma. No presence. She's only known by a niche fanbase. That fanbase is impoverished and won't spend money on tickets and merch.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 19:56:34 No.14167870 Report

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>>14167603
women are a joke

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 19:57:42 No.14167897 Report

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>>14167631
>How else are you supposed to answer
You don't

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 19:57:44 No.14167898 Report

Quoted By: >>14167958 >>14167973

>>14167866
Charisma and presence are the only things going for her

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 19:58:27 No.14167909 Report

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>>14167866
>no charisma. No presence.
you have no idea what you're talking about

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 19:59:02 No.14167921 Report

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>>14167897
But what if you want to?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 19:59:45 No.14167934 Report

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>>14167623
yep
it was smart for her to go to the E, easier way to get into movies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 19:59:59 No.14167940 Report

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>>14167921
Fight the urge. People will always be calling her a shitter because she's a shitter

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:00:14 No.14167951 Report

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>>14167603
She's right. It would be like signing Okada and having him go long with a fat weeb indie shitter. Hypothetically, of course.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:00:40 No.14167958 Report

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>>14167898
>>14167909
Define charisma for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:01:09 No.14167973 Report

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>>14167898
>>14167909
She's incredibly boring. Have you heard her speak?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:01:42 No.14167979 Report

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>>14167866
She's got tonnes of presence, but I'm not confident about her acting abilities, and looking like Storm in pictures is a lot different than actually playing the character

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:02:25 No.14167993 Report

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>>14167603
Yes and Goldberg only had squashes to uhm.. to show how strong he was! He could have wrestled 40 minutes matches too!

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:03:54 No.14168013 Report

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literally no wrestler isnt making it to hollywood

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:04:32 No.14168025 Report

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How is Jade gonna get better if she never does anything but 5 minute matches? It's been 5 years.
She's not Bill Goldberg. Goldberg was already pretty much done and on hiatus out of wrestling by his 5th year.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:04:52 No.14168029 Report

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She isn't a good wrestler and can't cut a promo. All she has is the look and the hopes of one day being good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:04:57 No.14168032 Report

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>>14167993
it's either jade or bron breakker having squash matches

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:05:03 No.14168034 Report

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>>14167603
Kek the smarks are getting worked as always

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:05:39 No.14168040 Report

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>>14167973
She's not a good promo but she has charisma. Like Jeff Hardy or Mysterio

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:07:05 No.14168078 Report

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>>14167603
So let's see
>Same name and branding as AEW
>Same overall look as she had in AEW
>Theme is essentially a remake of hers from AEW
>Doing the same finish as she did in AEW
>Same quick matches as AEW
>Booked like she was in AEW
What the fuck was WWE doing with her the half a year she spent on the shelf?

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:09:58 No.14168125 Report

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>>14168034
I don't know what it is about her that works people so vehemently. She took one clearly in-character jab at Asuka on Twitter to hype their Mania match and joshipedos said she was racist and unprofessional going into business for herself. Some of you marks are so gullibly stupid you must still believe in Santa Claus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:10:35 No.14168134 Report

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>>14167958
Electromagnetic output derived from spiritual strength that intrigues those with compatible frequencies to varying degrees of infatuation. If you need it put into retard speak, it means that girls with her qualities are rare and people notice that kind of shit.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:11:30 No.14168153 Report

Quoted By: >>14168165 >>14168181 >>14168372

>>14167603
If anything, we need MORE squash matches like these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d6MGh4Um8M

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:12:06 No.14168165 Report

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>>14168153
This. Squash matches kick ass and only Cagematch faggots disagree.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:12:13 No.14168167 Report

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>>14167603
Sloppy shop, lol doing the same shit Tony did with this useless shitter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:12:45 No.14168181 Report

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>>14168153
Go watch her AEW library. Mostly the same.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:12:46 No.14168182 Report

Quoted By: >>14168201 >>14168270

>>14167603
Tbh powerhouses don't need to be that good in the ring. Always been that way and always will be. Power vs skill is the story.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:13:45 No.14168201 Report

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>>14168182
This. If these faggots had their way, everyone would be a CAW with the most convoluted move sets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:17:32 No.14168270 Report

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>>14168182
>Tbh powerhouses don't need to be that good in the ring.
If this was true, they wouldn't have put her through the NPC Center to improve her in the ring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:20:38 No.14168319 Report

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>>14167993
As shitty as he was, Goldberg is far better than Jade

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:21:13 No.14168326 Report

Quoted By: >>14168407

>>14168134
What qualities does she have?

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:21:17 No.14168327 Report

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>>14168025
she's closer to sid, but sid was able to have lengthy matches where he just lumbered around the ring clubbing his opponent like a baby seal
they werent very good matches but they worked for his gimmick

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:21:20 No.14168328 Report

Quoted By: >>14168366

>>14167603
If she gets paid per match why did she not do any matches for like 6 months? Is she retarded?

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:21:39 No.14168336 Report

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>>14167656
Truth hurts but I agree with this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:22:26 No.14168350 Report

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>>14168270
I would bet non-monopoly money that a lot of what they taught her was how to be a good powerhouse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:22:41 No.14168353 Report

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>>14168134
This anon cooking rn

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:23:09 No.14168366 Report

Quoted By: >>14168421

>>14168328
yeah if her motivation is money shouldnt she be trying to get as many matches as possible?
she was only in the ring for one minute, she might as well pick up some work on NXT tonight

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:23:33 No.14168372 Report

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>>14168153
big mommy queen squash match <3

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:24:43 No.14168389 Report

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>>14168125
>I don't know what it is about her that works people so vehemently.
She wants to go to Hollywood. People love the Rock, but the fans shit on him when he said he was going away for a while last night. It's not hard to grasp

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:25:16 No.14168395 Report

Quoted By: >>14168437

>>14167909
It took Cena years to become a decent actor remember all those shitty marine movies and everything he made in his prime? This chick is delusional if she thinks she can jump straight to marvel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:26:10 No.14168407 Report

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>>14168326
I already told you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:26:45 No.14168414 Report

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>>14167603
yuuuumy Papa H booking

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:26:52 No.14168421 Report

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>>14168366
if her main motivation is money, she would still be in AEW.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:27:22 No.14168424 Report

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>>14167656
They hated him because he spoke the truth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:27:52 No.14168433 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/W5Z0nSm8n6Y

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:28:08 No.14168437 Report

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>>14168395
>professional wrestling and film are different forms of media that require disparate approaches
holy shit no way

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:35:01 No.14168536 Report

Quoted By: >>14168577

>>14167623
casting couch days are over due to #metoo. she has no chance of making it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:36:44 No.14168561 Report

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Goldberg was the GOAT for a reason
don't count his last run other than the Carder match, that's his only loss in my book

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 20:37:41 No.14168577 Report

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>>14168536
pfff they just got better at hiding it. 99% of people in Hollywood practice ritual sex magic and they'll never stop.

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