cody cries. damian cries. Sami cries. khalawhida cries. the announcer cries. Michael Cole cries. everybody cries. "modern wrestling" as we call it.

the only guy who didn't cry was Nick "I don't want to shake your hand" Khan. the last of real men. like the shiek, he doesn't smile. like volkoff, he doesn't give a fuck about feelings. he's truly the last samurai in pro wrestling

I'm going back to the archive and watching only 70s and 80s wrestling now. it was a time that men had balls, women didn't and Rick rude gave mustache rides and laid pipe in the middle of the ring.

fuck modern wrestling. you can keep it