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I have a pretty bad couple of wrestling related ones from the fucking 5 million indoor wrestling matches I had with my cousin
>took a tombstone piledriver onto a couch once which hurt somewhat
>took an attitude adjustment in a room and since we were both always tall I ended up scraping my foot against the wall and peeled off some skin
>took a spear mid air jumping from one couch to another and almost cracked my skull on the very rectangular and wooden armrest of the couch
>split my lip open taking a stunner or something
>had a "match" where I pulled out my charger cable and whipped him with it before he returned the favor when he got the upper hand
It's shoot a miracle that neither of us ever got horribly injured doing all that stupid shit, but specifically me since I was always shorter than him and was the kind of guy who marked out over the likes of Punk, Jeff Hardy and Mysterio when we were growing up so I always did the """technical""" moovz. I think the worst thing that ever happened was me placing a rolled up carpet on him as he was down before hitting like a double stomp kind of move and the rough ass carpet ended up nearly ripping the skin off his face. It's also kino to me how we can work a 30-minute "match" without ever calling a single spot and just working everything on the fly. Good times bros. Thanks for reading my blogpost.
Oh and as far as shoot bumps go, I was playing 1v1 basketball with my friend, he shot past me, I chased for the block, ended up tripping on his foot as I was going up, landed awkwardly and broke my elbow, that shit sucked.
