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CM Punk deserves nothing but the worst, because he's the worst in the world.

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Here’s the thing. Punk gets good hype, but for every 1000 times he gets hyped, he delivers once, IF that.

He’s not a great wrestler. not a great crowd worker. His promos are, objectively speaking, cringe - just read his livejournals when he was in his late 20s and it all makes sense. His tattoos are retarded. He’s skinnyfat. He doesn’t look like a star. He’s the type of edge lord to respond with “God doesn’t exist…” if you say God bless you after he sneezes.

Look at his UFC career. He spent so much time and money training for it, Dana White gave him the opportunity of a lifetime twice, and he humiliated himself, Dana White, and the entire UFC viewing audience. Dana White and Joe Rogan both have gone on record often talking about how embarassing Punk’s performance was. It was that bad.

Then he goes on a reality TV show and loses some log push strength challenge to a literal who Joe Sixpack who looks like some random guy from the mall. What the fuck are you doing Punk?

THEN his own wife just casually admits the after she married him, she was so depressed she almost killed herself? Holy fucking LMAO.

Returns to GayEW. STUBS HIS FUCKING TOE. Cries in front of their fagget they/them crowd. WEARS FEMINIST SHIRTS. Supports child grooming and tranny signs. Tweets allll the time about how straight white men are evil, like some soi purple haired pierced trans woman. Gets worked into a shoot by some 5’6” 150lb fags backstage, twice, and by all accounts he didn’t even conclusively win any fights anyway, not that it would matter if he did since they’re literal lightweight FAGS?

Punk is an embarrassment to himself and the industry, and that’s really saying something given just how fucking embarrassing this industry can be.

I don't have much faith in Tony Faggot Khan, but hopefully tonight is just the cherry on top of the embarrassing career, no, embarrassing life, that is CM Punk's. Someone post the LiveJournal lmao