Olale vato! 14 to 21 mayates jumped me in an El Paso back alley. They pulled my pants down- and ese, these vatos locos were about to rape me. But guess what homes? I had just eaten my Uncle Chewy’s bean burritos, so my ass smelled like ass ese! Those mayates wanted nothing to do with me or my ass once they got a whiff. Viva la rasa!