CM Chump beats up on smaller dudes but doesn't lay hands on Ryback who hurt him the most? He takes a swing while the other guy has his hands occupied putting up his hair.
Perry slipped out of Punk's MMA hold with no effort
Punk did it in a crowded place where he knew he'd get pulled apart.
It was a pussy cheese shot,
not no private MVP/Jericho chit chat in an elevator.