>>14251790Let The Rock layeth the smacketh down on 4chan's new email verification system for /biz/! It's about as welcome as a skunk in a perfume factory! What's the deal, 4chan? You think you can mess with The People's Champ and get away with it? Think again, jabronis!
Your sorry excuse for an email verification system is like trying to teach a pig to sing – it ain't gonna work, and it just annoys the pig! You're messin' with the wrong crowd, 4chan. The Rock's fans ain't no trailer park trash – they're the millions (and millions) of the most electrifying fans in the world!
So here's what The Rock's gonna do. He's gonna take your email verification system, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass! And while you're recovering from that smackdown, why don't you check yourself into the Smackdown hotel and learn some manners!
And hey, speaking of smackdowns, make sure to catch The Rock's new blockbuster, #ThunderCrash, hitting theaters soon! It's gonna be bigger, badder, and more action-packed than anything you ever seen.
