yo E-Chads...
this goes out to you
my e-chad rap....
yo cyka, drop the beat.....
and drop some weight while you're at it...
you fat fuckin NEET

every single month i pay nine ninety nine
i pay that fee for some lovely precious time
with my friends in the E, wholesome fun
and when that month is up, i pay another sum
im an E-Chad, through through and through
that makes weebs seethe til their faces turn blue
they'll never know this sense of familial love
i share with my e-chad brothers and sons
they won't approach it or anything of the sort
they won't lay siege to my e-chad fort

cause im an e-chad huh?
an e-chad what?
i roast a fuckin weeb til he wont show his face
im an e-chad huh?
an e-chad what?
i roast a fuckin weeb til he leaves p-dub in disgrace