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Which one do you think would go over in a contest, Britt Baker or Alexa Bliss? In the contest you're trying to pee and poo in your opponent's mouth. Peeing and pooing are both worth two points. Now you're probably thinking "wait a minute, what if you pee and poo at the same time? How many points is that?" Well, when you think about it logically, if you poo then you're pretty much automatically going to pee at the same time, unless you just have no pee left. Therefore a pee and poo combination is only worth three points, since it doesn't really take any extra effort to pee while you poo. Ergo it only counts as one and a half attack

It adds a bit of a strategic risk-reward element, you can try starting out strong with a pee and poo combination right away for three points, but it would be difficult to control how much you pee while you poo, so you'll probably spend all your pee. It would be very hard to score more points afterwards, and you're mostly just relying on strong defense for the rest of the match. So at that point your opponent can still attempt to pee and poo separately to score four points in total, maybe even five if they pee sparingly the first time and save some pee for a pee and poo combination

At that point you can realistically hope for a draw at most, if you still manage to pee again after pooing, since I seriously doubt either Britt Baker or Alexa Bliss could manage to poo two times in one match. Naturally a three attack pee-pee-poo stratagem would be extremely hard to execute. The contest has a thirty minute time limit