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Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2024 00:16:33 No.14304370 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14304454 >>14304466 >>14305054

If the fate of humanity rested on it, could you (in your current physical condition and with your current level of training) have a 4 Star match with him at Korakuen Hall this evening?

Explain your answer

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2024 00:18:36 No.14304408 Report

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No. I’m hopelessly out of shape, drinking and taking pills. I would shoot die in the ring within ten minutes, if Ishii can work around that, I’m perfectly willing to sacrifice

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Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2024 00:21:20 No.14304454 Report

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>>14304370
I don't know how to take bumps and sell moves

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2024 00:21:59 No.14304466 Report

Quoted By: >>14304482

>>14304370
Sadly not

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2024 00:22:36 No.14304476 Report

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no but my buddy Ron could

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2024 00:23:00 No.14304482 Report

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>>14304466
oh sorry the explanation
I have no wrestling training and I don't know if we could even communicate. I would try my best though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2024 00:27:05 No.14304553 Report

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we would just chop each other until one of his collapsed and died

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Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2024 00:30:31 No.14304629 Report

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Easily because he'd just be squashing me
I'd make it basically a comedy that ends in 4 minutes, and he drops me in the head like fifty times after chopping my chest into salami
4 stars to anyone with taste, at least

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2024 00:53:29 No.14305054 Report

Quoted By: >>14305351

>>14304370
Serious answer: I'm a 150 pound 6'0 pretty boy twink build with some highschool wrestling experience, I can do a superkick, chop and get ZSJ to teach me some cool submission moves before the match. I know how to bump that shouldn't be a problem, I also trust Ishii to be able to sell my submission moves. And if the fate of humanity rests on this match I have zero problem with him turning my face and chest bloody red. Overall I can give myself around a 30-45% of getting a 4 star match

/pw/ answer: Meltzer would Ishii 5 stars alone if he just sucked tits for 10 minutes straight at Korakuen

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Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2024 01:06:41 No.14305351 Report

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>>14305054
based, you're our greatest hope for humanity so far

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