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>Wrestling has more than one Royal Family
>Cody comes out as the fans sing, instead of cheering
>"Got room for one more?"
>The three men in the ring stare at him, bewildered
>The Rock grabs the mic. "Who in the blue hell are you?"
>"I'm The American Nightm-"
>"It doesn't matter who you are!"
>Rock bottom
>The crowd goes crazy
>Cody staggers to his feet and comes face to face with Steve Austin
>Stone Cold Stunner
>As Cody lays on the mat, Hogan takes the mic and gestures at the crowd who are losing their minds
"Whatcha gonna do, when no one gives a fuck about you!"
>Leg Drop
>The three real stars kick Cody's limp form out of the ring, and then grab a can of gasoline
>After dousing Cody, Austin lights up a match
>"If you want to see me light this sumbitch on fire, give me a Hell Yeah!"
>The crowd scream 'Hell Yeah' all as one, in approval
>Hogan nods with agreement. "Light him up, brother!"
>Austin throws the match, and ignites Cody.
>"And that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold, Hulk Hogan, and The Rock said so!"
>They celebrate in the ring as Cody slowly burns to death, outside.
>Cody comes out as the fans sing, instead of cheering
>"Got room for one more?"
>The three men in the ring stare at him, bewildered
>The Rock grabs the mic. "Who in the blue hell are you?"
>"I'm The American Nightm-"
>"It doesn't matter who you are!"
>Rock bottom
>The crowd goes crazy
>Cody staggers to his feet and comes face to face with Steve Austin
>Stone Cold Stunner
>As Cody lays on the mat, Hogan takes the mic and gestures at the crowd who are losing their minds
"Whatcha gonna do, when no one gives a fuck about you!"
>Leg Drop
>The three real stars kick Cody's limp form out of the ring, and then grab a can of gasoline
>After dousing Cody, Austin lights up a match
>"If you want to see me light this sumbitch on fire, give me a Hell Yeah!"
>The crowd scream 'Hell Yeah' all as one, in approval
>Hogan nods with agreement. "Light him up, brother!"
>Austin throws the match, and ignites Cody.
>"And that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold, Hulk Hogan, and The Rock said so!"
>They celebrate in the ring as Cody slowly burns to death, outside.
