TARPS LAYED DOWN EVERYWHERE
ALL I SEE ARE EMPTY CHAIRS
CAN'T GET ANY ASSES IN THE SEATS

CROWD'S NOT HERE, BECAUSE I BLOW
NO ONE'S COMING TO MY SHOW
EVERYONE DECIDED TO STAY HOME

WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAA

MY FATHER SAID...DON'T BE A WRESTLER
CAUSE YOU'LL NEVER DRAW A DIME

NOBODY WANTS TO PAY, I GAVE THEM ALL AWAY
THEY GOT FREE TICKETS
BUT STILL THE PLACE IS DEAD, LIKE MY DADDY SAID
ALL I HEAR IS CRICKETS

NO THEY'RE BOOEING ME
I AM A SHITTER