Hello /pw/. In an effort to figure out just why AEW is so boring I decided to compare last week's Dynamite to a random episode of Raw from the Attitude Era and contrast the two. Here is my analysis.

Monday Night Raw Feb. 13th 1999:

>Stone Cold's fighting Mankind tonight but he says regardless of what happens he'll kick McMahon's ass in the cage come Valentine's Day Massacre.
Mankind comes out and says he doesn't know whether Austin or himself will win but either way the fans will get to see somebody get the shit kicked out of them, and maybe he'll be ringside at the cage match and get some of McMahon's blood on his shirt.
>The Corporation comes out with Rock.
>Rock says he'll beat the fuck out of Mankind and become WWF champion.
>Mr. McMahon announces he'll be the referee for Stone Cold vs Mankind.
>Cut to Mark Henry backstage watching a video of Debra. He really wants to fuck her.
>Clip reminding viewers that Mark Henry tried to flirt with Debra last week but it was a setup and he got jumped by Jeff Jarrett and Owen Hart.
>Singles match. D'Lo Brown accompanied by Mark Henry vs Jarrett accompanied by Owen and Debra.
>D'Lo says Ivory will fuck Mark Henry so he can stop thinking about Debra. Ivory comes out. Mark Henry is pleased.
>Jarrett gets distracted by Ivory and D'Lo pins him.
>Ivory and Debra start fighting but quickly get separated.
>Cut to voyeur footage of Val Venis fucking Ken Shamrock's sister in a hotel room.
>Video package reminding viewers that Ken Shamrock violently disapproves of Val Venis fucking his sister.
>Val Venis comes out accompanied by Shamrock's sister.
>Val Venis starts cutting a promo about how much he's fucking Shamrock's sister but Shamrock comes out and starts beating the shit out of him.
>About 5 referees come out and try to stop Shamrock but he's so mad he kills them all.
>Cut to backstage. Shamrock's sister comforts a battered Val Venis. He says he's sick of this shit with Ken and it ends tonight.