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A handsome man in possession of incomparable taste, style, and judgement, a towering Solomon-like intellect, an indomitable spirit, horse-like sexual stamina, and a powerful and magnificent sculpture of a physique. Quick witted, crafty, and artistic too. A man for all seasons. Can run a 4 minute mile. 200+ IQ. Can walk silently without disturbing sand, mud, or leaflitter. Respected and loved by wild animals, including insects. Oozing with charisma. Can do 10 backflips in a minute. Can survive for months off lichen scrapped from the most barren of rocks. Cute. Sexy. Can hold his breath for 5 minutes.
Basically... Me.
