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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 12:19:34 No.14448469 View View Reply Original Report

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Kek what a weak little bitch. The bus was probably moving like 3 MPH and barely touched his fragile little body.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 12:23:16 No.14448488 Report

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This dude's quickly moving up the KWABOTY rankings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 12:23:39 No.14448489 Report

Quoted By: >>14448505

>>14448469
did he climb mount everest yet or was he being an adrenaline junkie and playing chicken in the streets of new york

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 12:23:58 No.14448492 Report

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>>14448469
God I wish he died.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 12:24:00 No.14448493 Report

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>>14448469
If this were anybody else id be sad
But this is "i'm real skateboarder" retard bailed-out-of-everest-suicide Darby Allin, so he probably deserved every bit of it
Before anyone blames the bus, the bus showed texts it's ok

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 12:25:20 No.14448501 Report

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>>14448469
I took public transportation for 10+ years. If you get hit by a slow moving city bus, you have to be the dumbest motherfucker alive. And if by some miracle it happens, you wouldn't end up fucked up like Darby.

I suspect he tried to buy drugs off the street and found out.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 12:25:49 No.14448505 Report

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>>14448489
He got the fun part of climbing everest by claiming he would do it in front of a live crowd
Then he got injured after a series of unsafe matches right before his trip to base camp
So now he can pretend he's a real tough guy who got unlucky. Fitting for a poser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 12:26:42 No.14448507 Report

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>>14448469
Did I switch timelines or did he not just get hit by a taxi skateboarding in nyc a few months ago? Someone please teach this country bumpkin how to check both sides of the street before crossing

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 12:27:48 No.14448514 Report

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>>14448469
darby comes off as one of those turbo libs he was probably sitting in the middle of the street to protest climate change or some retarded bullshit and got hit by a bus

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 12:30:41 No.14448529 Report

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>>14448507
>Someone please teach this country bumpkin how to check both sides of the street before crossing
Native New Yorkers are just as retarded, here's one video of many where they act like cars or buses can't kill them instantly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWHdkK5j4yk

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 12:36:13 No.14448550 Report

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>>14448529
Same in Chicago. I've seen half a dozen clueless shitheads get smashed by cars. One time, this dude hit a girl jogging through a crosswalk, he got out, helped her into his car and presumably drove her to the hospital. Can you fucking imagine?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 12:39:56 No.14448562 Report

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>>14448550
>to the hospital
sweet summer child

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 12:40:10 No.14448565 Report

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>>14448469
He will blame this on his walking like Quasimodo at age 36 , not the other retarded shit he constantly does.
Frankly I think he won’t be the same after this. This is the thing that helps his unconscious mind take away the teenage invincibility buff ur brain can give u.
This dude is fucked

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 12:41:34 No.14448575 Report

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>>14448550
If it was actually Shitcongo, the only way that girl was ever seeing a hospital again was in a morgue.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 12:41:34 No.14448576 Report

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>>14448550
>run someone over
>pretend to help them
>get a new fleshlight
based

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 12:42:48 No.14448578 Report

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>>14448550
It's that easy to get sex slaves?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 12:45:56 No.14448587 Report

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>>14448469
>instantly makes up headcanon
why is /pw/ like this

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 12:47:54 No.14448595 Report

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>>14448565
Then we get 10 years of brain damage and CTE kino like Jeff and Matt. Seems fun to me

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 12:50:11 No.14448606 Report

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>>14448562
>>14448575
>>14448576
>>14448578
Kek. In retrospect, yeah, it was sketchy. But there were so many witnesses and it was at one of the busiest intersections. The hospital was a few blocks away. Idk, I mean nobody questioned it.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 13:00:43 No.14448663 Report

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>>14448606
There's actually a name for that. Like "passive witness syndrome" or some shit.

Which actually originated in New York. In the 60s, some girl was raped and murdered in the street in front of 40+ witnesses. Not one single call to police.

The Boondock Saints film references it as one of the catalysts for the brothers becoming vigilantes. Kino film.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 15:08:32 No.14449502 Report

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>>14448469
FAGGOT! LOOK OUT!

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 15:11:11 No.14449530 Report

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>>14448507
>skateboarding in nyc
>check both sides of the street before crossing
think about this for a second, it'll come to you

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 15:12:04 No.14449541 Report

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this dude loves to get injured for the pain meds

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 15:13:51 No.14449552 Report

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>>14448469
>Gets injured more out of the ring than in the ring in your path

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 15:15:58 No.14449567 Report

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>>14448663
>The Boondock Saints film references it as one of the catalysts for the brothers becoming vigilantes
Pretty sure it was Rorschach in Watchmen. Both great films tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 16:04:23 No.14449927 Report

Quoted By: >>14449938

lil nigga getting injured to not return to arena's empty wrestling

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 16:05:19 No.14449938 Report

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>>14449927
slopdown got cancelled lol

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 16:08:47 No.14449965 Report

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>>14448469
But who was behind the wheel?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 16:10:05 No.14449974 Report

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Damn, this is not Lil' Nigga's year.

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