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Rate Sheeshgod’s promo skills

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 17:31:33 No.14450721 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 17:39:08 No.14450812 Report

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>>14450721
He's really good for someone so inexperienced. In a few years he'll be amazing.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 17:40:11 No.14450825 Report

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vince hired this guy didnt he

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 17:40:13 No.14450826 Report

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>>14450721
Sheeeeeeesh, nigga tapped in fr

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 17:40:56 No.14450837 Report

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Why does he talk like a play by play sportcaster

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 17:42:12 No.14450860 Report

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>>14450721

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 17:47:19 No.14450916 Report

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>>14450721
literally the first time i've ever heard this retard speak

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 17:48:13 No.14450925 Report

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>>14450721
fuck off spammer. wouldn't be surprised if OP was the skinnyfat wigger

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 18:16:05 No.14451192 Report

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>I HATE having sex with dirty, stinky vaginas
>fortunately this Sunday I’m teaming two dogs I can TRUST to satisfy me sexually
>Two dogs that aren’t women
>Two dogs that don’t have vaginas
>Including one dog I grew up reading about with my pops
>A dog who can knot my ass and balloon my intestines with canine cum
>The king of the fucking library!
>I’M TALKING ABOUT CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 18:23:32 No.14451255 Report

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>>14450721
>this is someone's favorite wrestler.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 18:24:34 No.14451272 Report

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>>14451255
In 5 years he'll be everyone's favorite wrestler.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 18:28:28 No.14451318 Report

Quoted By: >>14451325

>>14450721
>>14450812
>>14450826
>>14451272
>samefagging

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 18:29:18 No.14451325 Report

Quoted By: >>14453307

>>14451318
why is blud seething?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 18:29:35 No.14451330 Report

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>would try to hide packets of Oreos around the PC for covert snacking and would threaten to quit whenever the janitor removed them
>asked mangagement to bid $50k on a vintage Air Jordan collection he found on ebay and told them they could take it from his pay once he got to the main roster
>would always ask Wes Lee if he could squat with him on his shoulders and tried to pick him up whenever he saw him
>paid Ski Mask the Slump God a 15k deposit to perform at his first WrestleMania entrance
>would make a point to squeeze between Julius and Brutus during classes and told Julius he could get Brutus fired if he needed a new partner
>would send Edris Enofe beats and insist he rap on them, despite Edris repeatedly telling him he doesn't rap

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 18:30:36 No.14451336 Report

Quoted By: >>14451400 >>14453344

>Would stand in front of occupied urinals and shout "Pour up, Drank" over and over again until the person using it comes out
>When he was asked why he was always late to practice by a fellow talent he stared at him and asked if he "would ask Brock Lesnar the same question." before leaving and beating his chest
>Always went up to people in the gym and told them to do more squats
>When Tommaso Ciampa came up to him and told him he was slacking off with his training he answered with "Go snitch on me then bruh!"
>Would always high five Road Dogg no matter what he was doing
>Would imitate ape noises every time the term "Gorilla Position" was used
>Always play "Die Very Rough" from his Bluetooth speaker every time he was in the same room as Quincy Elliot
>Asked building management if they could frame and hang up his Berserk poster near the entrance of Full Sail

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 18:31:36 No.14451350 Report

Quoted By: >>14451400 >>14452338 >>14453344

>would drink from other people's water bottles at the PC and when confronted he would just walk out and go home
>always called Jamie Noble, Jaime Doble for some reason
>always parked his car at the reserved management spaces
>told newer talent that they needed to get on his drip before giving them his own merch
>would always mutter "shit tats" under his breath everytime he passed Cora Jade
>always walked in the middle of tight hallways especially when other people were either behind him or coming towards him
>told a top NXT talent that he should wear a "Push Parker" shirt during a taping
>made people listen to his headphones playing his own remix of Sicko Mode as soon as they finished having a match
>got JJ Williams banned from NXT because he always referred to him as "The Children Observer"
>would always leave Taco Bell paperbags full of napkins and opened sauce packets on the floor backstage
>when confronted by a fellow talent about his loud music backstage he just stared and tensed until the talent walked away

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 18:33:58 No.14451378 Report

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>>14451330
>would drink from other people's water bottles at the PC and when confronted he would just walk out and go home
>always called Jamie Noble, Jaime Doble for some reason
>always parked his car at the reserved management spaces
>told newer talent that they needed to get on his drip before giving them his own merch
>would always mutter "shit tats" under his breath everytime he passed Cora Jade
>always walked in the middle of tight hallways especially when other people were either behind him or coming towards him
>made people listen to his headphones playing his own remix of Sicko Mode as soon as they finished having a match
>got JJ Williams banned from NXT because he always referred to him as "The Children Observer"

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 18:35:31 No.14451400 Report

Quoted By: >>14452046

>>14451330
>>14451336
>>14451350
>>14451378
Bros when is Wes Lee coming back from injury? I miss him shitposting about all the retarded shit that happens in the Performance Center so much. With Carter gone he is our only guy left on the inside.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 18:36:59 No.14451419 Report

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>>14450721
could've had a decent gimmick with that voice but he fucked his look up with those tattoos

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 19:29:25 No.14452046 Report

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>>14451400
wes lee posts on /pw/?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 19:32:36 No.14452070 Report

Quoted By: >>14452142

>>14450721
he was saying mean things, but he didn't sound mean.
he needs to work on a voice. get some intensity and emotion in his mic work.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 19:39:24 No.14452142 Report

Quoted By: >>14453146

>>14452070
ok. noted
#LetsFuckingGo #BFD

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 20:00:10 No.14452338 Report

Quoted By: >>14453181 >>14453214

>>14451350
Where is the one about Parker making Shawn Michaels watch an anime video essay?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 21:23:41 No.14453146 Report

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>>14452142

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 21:27:52 No.14453181 Report

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>>14452338
idk but here's some more
>based his face touch angle with Joe Gacy on Asuka and Shinji at the end of EoE
>asked Two Dimes to play "Komm, süßer Tod" from his Bluetooth speaker as soon as he came back into gorilla after said angle
>would stare at Poppy and tense from afar every time she was brought in
>would introduce himself to new people by saying "Hi, I am Kendrick Lamar aka Benz is to me just a car."
>would always yell "LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!" every time Bron Breakker would come out during tapings
>was caught crying alone in the locker room and when he was asked why he said he was listening to "4 Your Eyez Only"
>would pretend not to see Johnny Gargano every time he walked past him by looking slightly above Johnny's head
>shook Vince's hand and said "Hi, I'm Brock Lesnar" when Vince came to visit
>would sometimes say "Yeah, boy" like Flavor Flav to answer yes or no questions even if he means to answer no

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 21:31:10 No.14453214 Report

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>>14452338
>shit body
>shit look
>shit face
>shit promo
>shit wrestling
>lazy
>entitled
>self mark who wore his own non WWE approved merch in the PC and backstage 24/7 and even tried to sell it to wrestlers and management
>constantly on his phone during promo class
>always late to practice and rehearsals
>does nothing but watch anime and go on social media backstage during shows
>tried to explain his "gimmick" to Shawn and Hunter by having them watch a 20 minute Geekdom 101 video about Dragon Ball Super while he sat there with a smirk on his face
>is specifically paired with Joe Gacy and explicitly told to learn from him and look up to him as a mentor to improve in all facets of wrestling but instead of taking notes and learning from him he never went to any of the meetings set up by management with Joe Gacy to work on his skills and barely even talked let alone hang out with Joe Gacy outside of tapings
>goes up to talent while they're in the middle of working out to ask them to take pictures of him showing off his thighs
>was asked explicitly to lose weight and stick to a professionally regimented nutrition plan from the in house nutritionist but ignores it and barely worked out outside of doing squats and leg presses
>told talent and management that if he wasn't destined for greatness then he would have started his career in the indies
>goes into the PC just to take pictures and tense in front of the mirror
>does his pose constantly backstage even when he's not taking pictures
>would kiss Hunter and Shawn's ass when they actually give him advice only for him to disregard everything they tell him while telling the other talent that "Vince pays my bills not DX." even though the advice and instructions Hunter and Shawn were being relayed from Vince himself
>told senior NXT talent and one higher up that he can't wait to leave NXT so he can party around the country when he gets called up
>still thinks he's God's gift to wrestling

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 21:38:18 No.14453282 Report

Quoted By: >>14453485

>>14450721
Truly awful

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 21:40:16 No.14453307 Report

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>>14450721
>>14451325
Yung Lean?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 21:44:31 No.14453344 Report

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>>14451330
>>14451336
>>14451350
>>14451378
>>14453181
If any of this were true he wouldn’t have flopped in every promotion he’s been in.
No one as based as greentext Parker would fail to connect with the crowd and get over.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 21:45:49 No.14453355 Report

Quoted By: >>14454352

The Least Incarnate

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 21:56:35 No.14453485 Report

Quoted By: >>14453509

>>14453282
-ly good?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 21:58:34 No.14453509 Report

Quoted By: >>14453563

>>14453485
I still love you, Parker. Always will. You’re my favourite /pw/ character.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 22:03:28 No.14453563 Report

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>>14453509
im not parker I he have no time to waste on forums hes too tapped in the mf game

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 23:25:27 No.14454340 Report

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>>14450721
dimes

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 23:26:09 No.14454352 Report

Quoted By: >>14454687

>>14453355
lol

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Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 23:54:46 No.14454687 Report

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>>14454352
not funny STFU!!

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Anonymous Mon 29 Apr 2024 01:30:00 No.14455500 Report

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>>14450721
SHEEEEEESH

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