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What's the consensus of him around here?

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Is he dimes or cringe? Based Retard?
>coke fuelled, nonsensical promos about rocket fuel and Ho-Kogans, galaxies and gods and things floating through his veins
>crazy ass outfits and face paint, had tassels on his arms like a girls bike handlebars
>body of a superhero
>intense energy in a era of lumbering giants
>beat Hogan clean for the world championship. Said he was a wife-swapping degenerate fucking cokehead.
>retired "Macho Man" Randy Savage with a pinfall boot on his chest, burying his legacy and cementing a new generation had began.
>told Triple H to take a hike and fuck your shitter finisher while he was at it
>told Jake Roberts to shove his pansy little foo-foo problems up his fucking ass while they were paired to make money together and didn't give a fuck about him at all.
>never dialed it down or took a hint, could read a room or tell the difference between working and shooting. Rick Roode punched him in the head over this once.
>told Vince to give him more money or he wasn't fucking going out to perform. Vince fired him on the spot only to end up sucking his cock again because his ratings were nose-diving and he was desperate. Came back for another run and got even more money out him.
>rocked a baseball cap once for the hell of it
>tag teamed with Sting
>had his own comic book where he raped Santa Claus and had a complete rambling bullshit promo at the beginning of it.
>fucked up Bobby Heenan's neck even more, forcing his ass to finally get surgery.
>pissed off Andre the Giant enough to get him to punch him in the head.
>fit McMahon's idealized vision of what a pro wrestler was meant to look like, he jizzed hard enough to create the IBF and force-feed his wrestlers IcoPro and pay bodybuilders more money than his own wrestlers on the road working through financially troubling times.