>>14515391It's your turn with the belt now... Okay, that's funny because last time I checked, this belt says "champion." You know what champions do? They do the chores when they're not asked to. They get the straight A's when mom and dad say I'm too stupid. They get first places in track and field when coach said I'm too slow. YOU ARE NOT CHAMPION QUALITY. And until you are this belt stays on my side of the room, around my waist... In my bed while I sleep, on my shoulder at the dinner table.
It's not even that I hate you bro, because I don't. You're my brother and I'll always love you... and that's why it would be irresponsible of me, as your brother, as your keeper, your protector to hand you the reigns of the family when YOU AREN'T READY.