>>14524335>brother takes u to dinner for ur bday>"waste of time"Kids like you don't deserve brothers.
I'm an only child, but I always wanted to be a big brother. Sometimes I dream about being Izzy's "big bro" and when people are mean to her, I beat the living shit out of them and burn their house down. Plus I could do other cool stuff like introduce Izzy to Star Trek or have a snowball fight. Big brother stuff.
