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Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 16:41:58 No.14582244 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14582410 >>14583119 >>14583206 >>14583247 >>14583274 >>14584471 >>14584493 >>14584747 >>14586538 >>14587151

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I ZORB FOR MILES INSIDE THIS BALL OF DANGER
A SPORT WHERE NONE DARE FOLLOW ME
I ZORB ALONE

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 16:53:21 No.14582375 Report

Quoted By: >>14583927 >>14584388

ADRENALINE
IN MY ZORB
EVERY ROLL OUT OF CONTROL
DO IT ALL BUT CAN'T STAY ON MY FEET

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 16:54:42 No.14582392 Report

Quoted By:

THIS IS MY ZORBALITY

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 16:55:38 No.14582410 Report

Quoted By: >>14584412

>>14582244
zorby boy still pops into my head at least once a month

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 17:53:36 No.14583119 Report

Quoted By:

>>14582244
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 17:54:34 No.14583134 Report

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Rhyno gore-ing a zorb with Heyman on commentary
>ZORB
>ZORB

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 17:58:56 No.14583206 Report

Quoted By:

>>14582244
MONSTER POO

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 18:01:41 No.14583240 Report

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IT'S JUST ZORB UCE
DAY ONE ROLL
JUST ZORB UCE
DAY ONE ROLL

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 18:02:28 No.14583247 Report

Quoted By:

>>14582244
YOU STILL GOT IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 18:03:17 No.14583261 Report

Quoted By:

HEY
NOTHING YOU CAN SAY
NOTHING'S GONNA CHANGE THAT I ZORB TODAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 18:03:41 No.14583265 Report

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Zorb forever!
clap clap clapclapclap
Zorb forever!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 18:04:16 No.14583274 Report

Quoted By:

>>14582244
a zorb match would be dimes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 19:07:00 No.14583927 Report

Quoted By:

>>14582375
BASEDOLA

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 19:43:18 No.14584292 Report

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Zorb balls are the unsafe shitters of tourist activities

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 19:52:53 No.14584371 Report

Quoted By: >>14584493 >>14586619 >>14586630

ZORBIOUS
NO I WONT GET IN
I WONT GET IN
IT LOOKS TOO DANGEROUS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 19:54:50 No.14584388 Report

Quoted By:

>>14582375
Need to rhyme lines 2 and 3
ADRENALINE
IN MY ZORB
DANGEROIS ROLLS IN THIS BIG ORB

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 19:57:38 No.14584412 Report

Quoted By:

>>14582410
IT'S NOT A KID'S TOY (KID'S TOY)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 20:00:32 No.14584431 Report

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Sorry Zorb bros. /PW/ was created to separate it from your extreme sport. Can a mod tidy this up? Mountain posters are welcome though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 20:02:08 No.14584445 Report

Quoted By: >>14587220

ZORBING IS A MYSTERY
GIANT BALL, INSIDE ITS ME
FUCK IM GONNA HIT A TREE

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 20:04:50 No.14584471 Report

Quoted By:

>>14582244
COS THATS JUST
HOW
I
ROLL

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 20:08:38 No.14584493 Report

Quoted By:

>>14582244
>>14584371
are these archived anywhere? i want to find the randy orton feet one and the orton raising his wifes kids one

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 20:15:41 No.14584558 Report

Quoted By: >>14586619

So
You think you're unkillable?
ZORB LIFE
THIS IS BASIC ZORBINOMICS
IT'S UNSTEERABLE AND IT'S LIABLE TO KILL ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 20:17:55 No.14584578 Report

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Based irl super monkey ball chad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 20:26:14 No.14584663 Report

Quoted By: >>14584748

its time to roll the zorb...
ITS TIME TO ROLL THE ZORB!
(MUAHAHAHAHAhahaha....)

ITS ALL ABOUT THE ZORB
AND HOW YOU ROLL IT
ITS ALL ABOUT THE FALL
AND IF YOU CONTROL IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 20:28:06 No.14584682 Report

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ZORB IS BLIND
GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER ON THE ZORBER'S SIDE
THEY DONT COUNT THEIR BLESSING THEY JUST COUNT THEIR ZOBRS
ILL NEVER ZORB YA

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 20:31:52 No.14584726 Report

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ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOORBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MAIN EVENT ZORB BOY IS NOW IN YOUR CITAAAAAAAAAAY
WOOOOOOOOO
IT'S JUST ME ZORB
DAY ONE-ISH

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 20:33:23 No.14584747 Report

Quoted By: >>14585329 >>14585392

>>14582244
What the fuck is a zorb

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 20:33:28 No.14584748 Report

Quoted By:

>>14584663
finally real wrestling

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 21:24:30 No.14585329 Report

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>>14584747
newfriend..

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 21:29:07 No.14585392 Report

Quoted By: >>14585711

>>14584747
My friend I offer this advice in complete sincerity. Delete this post immediately. Our history and tradition with the zorb is something that’s beyond your years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 21:48:42 No.14585711 Report

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>>14585392
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 22:02:35 No.14585887 Report

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>no fun allowed 4chan mods took our Zorb from us
I'll never forgive them for killing /asp/ for literally no reason. Go look at /xs/ right now and you can *still* see the first post ever posted on that board, that's how dead it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 22:38:10 No.14586268 Report

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ITS A SPHERICAL THING
PLASTIC ORB
A CARELESS MAN WHO COULD WIND UP ZORB'D
YOU DRIVE YOUR BALL LIKE ITS SOME KIND OF PRIZE
TOO MANY INCLINES
TOO MANY INCLINES
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORB
THESE ZORBS ARE A TRUE AND ILL MAKE YOU CAREEN
YEAH INFLATE WITH AIR AND THROW IT ON THE GREEN
AND YOU WEAR YOUR ZORB BALL WELL
AND I WILL SEE YOU ROLL IT STRAIGHT TO HELLLLLLLLL

OP Thu 09 May 2024 22:43:52 No.14586342 Report

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I SEE ZORB SONGS IN MY THREAD
I CLIMB IN IT
I RUN AROUND
IT ROLLS FOR ME

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO mina zorb.jpg, 1MiB, 2920x4184

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 22:47:23 No.14586378 Report

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OP Thu 09 May 2024 22:55:32 No.14586465 Report

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IM A ZORB MAN
BAM BAM
YEAH IM A ZORB MAN
I LOVE TO PUSH EM
I LOVE TO KICK EM
I LOVE TO ROLL EM
I LOVE TO LICK EM
I LOVE TO FUCK EM
I LOVE TO SUCK EM
I LOVE TO BLOW EM...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 23:01:43 No.14586538 Report

Quoted By: >>14586568 >>14586580

>>14582244
I zorbed right onto a highway once. When cars started hitting it, I started tumbling around in there, and some way or another, all my clothes ended up coming off. They had to put 3 staples in my brain. Craziest shit that ever happened to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 23:04:08 No.14586568 Report

Quoted By: >>14586586

>>14586538
were you hit by a white hummer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 23:05:04 No.14586577 Report

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are zorbs really that dangerous or do people just fuck around and go to unsafe slopes and shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 23:05:09 No.14586580 Report

Quoted By:

>>14586538
they did it for the rock

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 23:05:45 No.14586586 Report

Quoted By:

>>14586568
Yes, and you wouldn't believe who was driving it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 23:08:13 No.14586619 Report

Quoted By:

>>14584558
>>14584371
lmfao shoot popped me. havnt laughed this hard since the aew ratings got posted

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 23:09:51 No.14586630 Report

Quoted By:

>>14584371
zorbious is the michaels of zorb posts

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 23:12:21 No.14586665 Report

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its a shame /asp/ and /pw/ arent archived

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 23:13:14 No.14586672 Report

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LOOK IN MY ZORB
WHAT DO YOU SEE
A MAN ROLLING AT UNSAFE SPEEDS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 23:44:41 No.14587021 Report

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best thread rn

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 23:46:38 No.14587039 Report

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I'M JUST A ZORBY BOY(zooooorby boy)
IT'S NOT A KIDS TOY(kids toooooy)
I'M JUST A ZORBY BOY(zooooorby booooy)
IT'S NOT A KIDS TOY(kids toy)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 23:59:00 No.14587147 Report

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>>>/xs/167995

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2024 23:59:18 No.14587151 Report

Quoted By:

>>14582244
ZORB-IN' DOWN
(the) SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OHHHHHHHHHH OOOHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2024 00:01:45 No.14587174 Report

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/ASP/ HAS MORE THAN ONE EXTREME SPORT

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL
EVERY ROLL OUT OF CONTROL
TUMBLING DOWN AT SUCH A VICIOUS SPEED

FILLED WITH FEAR I CANNOT SHOW
ON THE HILLTOP I WAIT TO GO
SEE THE SIGNAL, NOW I START TO ROLL

WHOOOOOAAAAA

AND MY FATHER SAID, WHEN I WAS YOUNGER

YOU ZORB, YOU END UP DEAD

END UP DEAD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 May 2024 00:07:19 No.14587220 Report

Quoted By:

>>14584445
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 May 2024 01:35:21 No.14587965 Report

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KEEP ZORBIN ZORBIN ZORBIN ZORBIN (WHAT?)
KEEP ZORBIN ZORBIN ZORBIN (C'MON)
NOW I KNOW YOU BE LOVIN THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE
Z-O-R-B CLIMB IN HAVE NO FEAR
PEOPLE IN THE ORB KEEP YOUR HANDS TO THE SKY
CAUSE IF YOU FALL OUT, THEN YOU WILL DIE

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