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Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:10:22 No.14605418 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14605426 >>14605433 >>14605441 >>14605465 >>14605550 >>14605703 >>14605909 >>14606084 >>14606085

Yes, you! You now have a billion dollars. How do you use it to influence the wrestling world?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:11:37 No.14605426 Report

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>>14605418
hire people to kill all smark journalists

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:12:29 No.14605433 Report

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>>14605418
hire people to fuck all smark journalists

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:12:42 No.14605436 Report

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I would bring kayfabe back in the form of crack fights

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:13:22 No.14605441 Report

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>>14605418
i use it to build a giant boot the size of a cruise ship and drop it on dave meltzer's house

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:15:13 No.14605453 Report

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Fund Dave Meltzer's presidential campaign.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:15:45 No.14605458 Report

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I produce a reality show of the building of a promotion from the ground up. Wrestler and staff training, booking meetings, the whole lot. Sell the show to CBS to put on after Survivor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:16:16 No.14605462 Report

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>buy many cars
>run one of them into dave meltzers house and car
>everytime he gets a new car or fixes his house do it again
I would keep Dave in a perpetual state of having a broken house and inability to drive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:16:33 No.14605465 Report

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>>14605418
Wrestleville, USA
A small town where everyone living there is involved in the wrestling business in some way. Wrestlers, announcers, referees, promoters, road agents, all that. All the business owners, workers, homeowners, landlords, and renters all involved in wrestling in some way.
Then we put it on TV and paywall the racier stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:17:29 No.14605468 Report

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>>14605458
>there's kitchen nightmares now you will have Fed Nightmares
I would watch it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:18:52 No.14605479 Report

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Illegally clone Chris Benoit and raise him as my own son.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:18:57 No.14605481 Report

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Have Cornette go to some mud show promotion and shit on everyone and everything Bar Rescue style.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:19:29 No.14605486 Report

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>>14605465
>loser gets evicted match
>jail cell brawl match
>neighbourhood hardcore match
>mexican invasion angle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:20:31 No.14605497 Report

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I would use my money to video tape me shitting on sky blue

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:21:56 No.14605508 Report

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I’d start my own fed and hire all problematic or cancelled wrestlers and only hire bikini models to have fetish matches on the wimminz side.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:22:35 No.14605518 Report

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Buy a billion shares of TKO and have baley suck me off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:23:22 No.14605525 Report

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>>14605508
>buy XPW
>hire everyone that got #MeToo'd

I smell DIMES. Verification not required.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:26:29 No.14605549 Report

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>>14605486
>Upper midcard guy works at the local grocery store and has to make idle chat-chat with his main rival while scanning and bagging his groceries.
>The mayor is the manager of the top heel, and appoints him as the chief of police
>chief heel then loads the PD with his stablemates

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:26:45 No.14605550 Report

Quoted By: >>14605664 >>14605775 >>14605967 >>14606076 >>14608129

>>14605418
>Build huge training facility
>Put the word out to the world that a new wrestling company is looking for larger than life individuals to become wrestlers on tv
>Hire only people who look like wrestlers
>Steroids on the down low
>Cocaine on the down low
>Mandatory acting classes
>Wrestlers trained in the ring are taught psychology and told specifically not to emulate smark fag Metzler wrestling
>Educate everybody on just how worthless smark opinion is
>Educate everybody just how worthless Metzler and all "journalist" opinions are
>Constantly have everybody shit on smarks and dirt sheet scumbags
>Everybody has a character
>Everybody has a story even if it's the smallest thing
>No mark faggots calling wrestling "art"
>At the same time no guys like Russo or Bischoph and their anti smark fanboys who for some reason believe only Russo or Bischoph are capable of good wrestling (wrestling is just a soap opera for guy ffs)
>Wacky over the top storylines
>No led horseshit
>Great set designs
>Chairshots are back
>Lead a campaign advocating for the legalization of steroids
>No fag SJW shit
>Sex appeal brought back
>Realism brought back but at the same time over the top stuff isn't left out
>Hire geeks to make the greatest video games of all time with no women whatsoever working on the games
>No social media for any wrestlers
>Phones banned from the audience only old school cameras allowed
>Only one world championship, one middle belt, one tag belt, and one women's belt, that's it and it never changes ever
>New match types never seen before
>Get involved in the mainstream somehow, try and change the mainstream actually because why not?
>No indie fags allowed ever
>Buy out WWE and put the fed out of it's misery forever getting their entire video library
>Etc etc etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:36:04 No.14605648 Report

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>>14605549
>plumbers, electricians, construction workers are faces. Overcharge heel mayors jobs
>intercontinental champion is so dude that plays video games all day
>hardcore champion is a methed out homelss bum
>dirty needles matches

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:37:35 No.14605664 Report

Quoted By: >>14605714 >>14605726

>>14605550
>Mandatory acting classes
this, soo much this. I would hire drama geeks and put them on roids

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:38:28 No.14605673 Report

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>>14605648
It writes itself, doesn't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:41:22 No.14605703 Report

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>>14605418
Build a wrestling school
Give it to someone
Make off with the rest of my 999 million
I influenced it, bye

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:42:45 No.14605714 Report

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>>14605664
>I would hire drama geeks and put them on roids
Terrible. Do the opposite, you hire real athletes and teach them to act. It's easier to give someone drama class lessons than it is to train their body to be athletic for 15 years or more to reach that same point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:43:40 No.14605726 Report

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>>14605664
Dude all that was ever required was b level acting at best, the fact that these modern geeks can't even give C level acting is a joke. Watching wrestling today is like watching a 5th grade presentation on biology or something. These retards have the personality of a robot attempting to be human. It's so disgusting it makes me want to vomit. So yes essentially mandatory acting classes everyday until it is no longer needed...THEN and only then do they get on tv.

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Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:46:23 No.14605756 Report

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>>14605673
would be mega dimes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:46:31 No.14605758 Report

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>>14605726
That's why Shawn is a miracle worker. He's doing it the right way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:48:35 No.14605775 Report

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>>14605550
>Wrestlers trained in the ring are taught psychology and told specifically not to emulate smark fag Metzler wrestling
>Educate everybody on just how worthless smark opinion is
>Educate everybody just how worthless Metzler and all "journalist" opinions are
>Constantly have everybody shit on smarks and dirt sheet scumbags
Do you want to make money? AEW taught me this business is about employing your smark friend and wrestling in empty arenas !

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:51:32 No.14605800 Report

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Pay Mariah May, Cora Jade, Gigi Dolin, and Riho to have a crazy 48-hour orgy with me in a 5 star hotel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 22:58:33 No.14605859 Report

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>>14605775
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 23:00:37 No.14605875 Report

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sex with gail kim

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 23:04:58 No.14605909 Report

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>>14605418
First I buy a private island
Then I hire about 12 Joshi wrestlers to fuck me
They make money and im happy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 23:12:16 No.14605967 Report

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>>14605550
Forgot..
>No shitty modern music everything is either original from actual good musicians or old school
>Try and get on Netflix
>Try and get on Twitter
>Lead another campaign making fun of boxing and UFC etc....claim wrestling is for men while boxing and UFC or MMA is for faggots who support LGBT rhetoric and etc
>Original tv format, no copying WWE slop, but a new format that is able to keep people's interest longer and isn't predictable as fuck
>Old tired match formats will be done for, well maybe not done for but they certainly wouldn't be the born anymore..think your average mundane tag match that you'd see on Raw...how boring...one guy gets beat all match long until his partner gets the hot tag and yada yada yada.... boring....tag matches and etc will have far more variety and etc...I mean why the hell are tornado tag team matches even a thing in video games if we never even see them? Shit like that
>No faggot voices on commentary or announcing, u want great sounding voices everywhere not faggots like Justin Roberts or females like Renne Young stinking up the place
>Wrestling feds outside this fed do exist but smark trash like ROH don't and almost everything after the whole Benoit shit in WWE isn't canon either.... wrestling feds outside my fed will only be mentioned briefly such as a legend coming on the show or something
>Get sponsorships with adult oriented companies none of this Susan g Komen shit
>Never take the company public
>Everybody is afraid of the boss which is me
>I own everybody's name
>All sjws will be fired

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 23:27:49 No.14606076 Report

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>>14605550
based

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Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 23:29:15 No.14606084 Report

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>>14605418
I give it all to Tony Khan so he can keep doing what he's doing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2024 23:29:19 No.14606085 Report

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>>14605418
Hire some hot female wrestlers to perform """"wrestling moves"""" on me, taking them away from AEwwwww or WWE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2024 00:57:00 No.14607015 Report

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My plan when I hit powerball is to build a smaller training school/arena on the main block in my neighborhood. Train a bunch of wrestlers and hold shows.

Have to see how things go from there and how much I win. I may just pay fans to sit in on tapings as those are long and not so fun. I may do no fan shows at first to keep expenses down.

It'll be storyline heavy. Lots of hosses, gimmicks, second gen guys and masked tag teams. Nobody under 200lbs, few people under 6 foot. I think it'd be cool to have a daily 30 minute show on youtube each day too kind of like GWF did with ESPN.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 May 2024 02:32:07 No.14608129 Report

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>>14605550
have sex

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