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NOW I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE...
3 SPEED
>WHAT?
4 SPEED WITH OVERDRIVE
>WHAT?
5 SPEED AUTOMATIC
>WHAT?
A EUROPEAN 6 SPEED MANUAL
>WHAT?
OR A DINKY TORQUE CONVERTER WITH HALF THE GEARS MISSING
>WHAT?
STONE COLD SAYS TRANSMISSIONS ARE OKAY
>WHAT?
IF YOU'RE A TRANSMISSION, YOU'RE ALRIGHT WITH STONE COLD
>WHAT?
BECAUSE IN THE WORLD OF STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN, TRANSMISSIONS GET THINGS MOVING
>WHAT?
HAULING
>WHAT?
TRUCKING
>WHAT?
GOING PLACES
>WHAT?
LOITERING WITH INTENT
>WHAT?
AND I KINDA LIKE THAT.
>WHAT?
...
>...
BUT IF YOU AINT NO ORDINARY TRANSMISSION, IF YOU'RE SOME FANCY NEW GEARLESS TRANNY TYPE OF DEAL
>WHAT?
LIKE ONE OF THOSE ELECTRIC CAR THINGS
>WHAT?
NO CLASS
>WHAT?
NO PERSONALITY
>WHAT?
NO RANGE
>WHAT?
NO REACH
>WHAT?
CAN'T TRUCK
>WHAT?
CAN'T HAUL
>WHAT?
CAN'T EVEN DO YOUR SHOPPING WHENEVER YOU WANT TO
>WHAT
IF YOU NEED TO DILATE YOUR BATTERY 8 HOURS A NIGHT, ALLS STONE COLD GOT TO SAY IS THIS, YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING BUT YOUR INSTANT TORQUE
>WHAT?
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HAS INSTANT TORQUE?
>WHAT?
INSTANT MOMENTUM?
>WHAT?
MAXIMUM POWER FROM THE MOMENT YOU PUSH THE BUTTON?
>WHAT?
MY OLD LADY'S STINKY OLD VIBRATOR, AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THOSE QUEERBOXES WISH THEY WERE AND FAIL TO BE, AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
