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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 18:34:35 No.14660786 View View Reply Original Report

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Epic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 18:37:51 No.14660805 Report

Quoted By: >>14660839 >>14665909

Whose ego could handle a shoot style roast? Foley?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 18:39:30 No.14660820 Report

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the entire point of a roast is that it's crude and ruthless. wwe's would be pg-13 and garbage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 18:39:35 No.14660821 Report

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>>14660786
What can we say about the undertaker? He’s an UBAMF

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 18:40:35 No.14660828 Report

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>>14660821
Play those cameos he did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 18:40:38 No.14660829 Report

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>>14660786
mmmmmmmm

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 18:41:11 No.14660833 Report

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Roast of The Undertaker would be horrible because wrestling people would actually be scared to rip into him and comedians would all have the same jokes about touching men's balls for a living

KEK

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 18:42:00 No.14660839 Report

Quoted By: >>14661957 >>14664228 >>14665909

>>14660805
Cena is the only one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 18:42:00 No.14660840 Report

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KWAUAMFBN will desperately pitch whatever he has to in order to keep getting paid by TKOberg when he can't wrestle and is too dumb to call matches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 18:43:26 No.14660852 Report

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>>14660786
Too many self marks in the business for this not to end badly, God I would love to see the roast Phil just to see him lose it eventually

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 18:44:46 No.14660859 Report

Quoted By: >>14660879 >>14660904 >>14661991

>>14660852
Phil gets roasted all the time in promos. He doesn't take it very badly

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 18:45:46 No.14660866 Report

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when I think of wrestling roasts I'll always remember bubba being a faggot at ric's roast complaining about how people were being too mean

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 18:46:57 No.14660879 Report

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>>14660859
Cry me a river, Phil

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 18:49:09 No.14660899 Report

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>>14660879
This was a real fight

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 18:49:31 No.14660904 Report

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>>14660859
>WOR: netflix planning roast of wwe superstars, with the first episode starring Phil "cm punk" Brooks
>WOR: Phil "cm punk" Brooks fights back stage at wwe roast, reports say phil was upset after the repeated use of the word "cuck", "libtard" and the constant jokes of his wife being passed around like a used up whore

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 20:09:05 No.14661549 Report

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>>14660786
lame

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 20:11:45 No.14661580 Report

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>>14660786
How PG would these be?
A Lawler roast would be pretty hilarious if they allow all sorts of shit

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 20:53:51 No.14661891 Report

Quoted By: >>14661906 >>14661953 >>14661980 >>14662003 >>14662014 >>14662053

>>14660786
What would he say lads?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 20:57:11 No.14661906 Report

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>>14661891
All the superstars are here.

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Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 21:04:45 No.14661953 Report

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>>14661891
>I was talking to my friend earlier. And he said "the worst part about the Vince thing was the hypocrisy". And I disagree. I thought it was the shitting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 21:05:33 No.14661957 Report

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>>14660839
>No sells every joke the entire night
Would be miserable

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 21:08:28 No.14661980 Report

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>>14661891
>Backstage today I met the Undertaker. Boy, I gotta tell you, I wouldn't take him anywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 21:08:53 No.14661983 Report

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>>14661953
You clearly don’t own a doghouse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 21:10:28 No.14661991 Report

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>>14660859
The Phil defense squad has reached delusional levels

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 21:12:05 No.14662003 Report

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>>14661891
>it wasn't a gay magazine
>it was a deeply-closeted gay magazine

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 21:13:31 No.14662014 Report

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>>14661891
>Now get this, its supposedly a GIRLIE magazine, but, but, the majority of the subscribers are GAY MEN. Now that to me, that just didn't add up. How can a magazine, for women, have a bunch of gay men reading it? And then it came it to me, it's not a girlie magazine, its a gay magazine!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 21:20:20 No.14662053 Report

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>>14661891
>So Chris Benoit killed his child, killed his wife, and then rigs up his weightlifting equipment to kill himself.
>sounds like a real jerk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 21:24:16 No.14662077 Report

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>>14661957
Alternatively he sells the whole thing, and then three quarters of the way through the roast he goes full “Fine speech” and roasts everyone who spoke up whilst basic thuganomics plays in the background.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 21:25:40 No.14662093 Report

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>>14660786
Big fat Conrad already did one before flairs last match. Shithead flair then talked down to the roasters like a bitch because they said naughty words about what a shoot scumbag he is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 22:37:12 No.14662527 Report

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>>14660786
>Mmmmm, you lost your Shawn? Did the cocaine budget run out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 22:42:06 No.14662548 Report

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YES YES LETS ROAST THE SHIT OUT OF UNDERCARDER
JUST HAVE A BUNCH OF WRESTLERS AND LEGENDS CALL HIM A MARK ALL NIGHT

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 22:45:56 No.14662568 Report

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>>14660786
It would be cool in theory but the top guys do not have a sense of humor about themselves so people would be too cowardly to hit where it hurts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2024 22:47:39 No.14662577 Report

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>>14660786
Didn't Kayfabe Commentaries do those roasts a few years ago? I remember hearing about the roast of Terry Funk and Jim Cornette but i never watched it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 May 2024 01:00:51 No.14664217 Report

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>>14660786
based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 May 2024 01:01:43 No.14664228 Report

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>>14660839
He'd just try to bury everyone by roasting them back

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 May 2024 01:03:49 No.14664271 Report

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>>14660786
Way too many fragile egos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 May 2024 02:54:50 No.14665783 Report

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>>14660786
not good idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 May 2024 02:56:34 No.14665791 Report

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>>14664228
>fine speech

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 May 2024 03:14:18 No.14665909 Report

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>>14660786
>>14660805
>>14660839
>>14661957
>>14662077
>>14664228
>>14665791

This idea is fucking DIMES and you're fooling yourself if you think otherwise

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