>>14660941>spend my entire youth cooming to big tiddy women>long for a big tiddy gf>finally get one with DDs>they're not that good irl>they flop about, get sweaty and in the way>sucking on them gets boring after a while>titfucks aren't even that good (porn makes it seem like they're the best things ever)>gf constantly complains about them>everyone stares at her chest whenever we go out together>most outfits look ridiculous on her, it's hard for her to be /fa/ with massive knockers>she puts on weight easilyStarted having an affair with a tall, slim girl with petite breasts and it's a much more aesthetic experience.