/pw/ - Professional Wrestling » Thread #14686342

[44 / 8 / 1]

1MiB, 794x910, pspower and wrestling otaku.png

ITT: Wrestling schizo theories

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 09:47:31 No.14686342 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14686502 >>14689063 >>14689164 >>14689299 >>14691353 >>14691564 >>14692721 >>14693757

>Tony Khan is an FtM
>so are the Bucks
>Benoit was framed
>Owen Hart was a ritual sacrifice
>pspower and Wrestling Otaku live in the same town

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 09:51:47 No.14686372 Report

Quoted By: >>14686378 >>14691616 >>14692419

WWE we intentionally bad from 2017-2023 so that when it became watchable everyone thought it was the greatest thing ever. HHH is doing the same thing again, so hopefully it’s good again around 2030.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 09:53:21 No.14686378 Report

Quoted By:

>>14686372
Trips was spotted with Bezos at some fashion show so you might not be wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 09:58:55 No.14686418 Report

Quoted By: >>14686431 >>14691559

Drainmaker is Paul's false flag troll account.
Hogwheels doesn't exist.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO fv05nhfsfmv71.jpg, 617KiB, 1200x2262

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 10:00:22 No.14686426 Report

Quoted By: >>14689493 >>14693943

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1657726346398.jpg, 55KiB, 640x480

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 10:01:25 No.14686431 Report

Quoted By:

>>14686418
>Hogwheels doesn't exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 10:09:10 No.14686502 Report

Quoted By:

>>14686342
i woke up at a Chinese nuclear silo, at an American observation post to monitor their nuclear program. well the Chinese didnt want to be monitored so they had obstructed the viewing port. and i reached out and they had put something over the observation port. and i felt it and it was cotton material. then i started to panic thinking i might be locked in. but as i pushed on the material i realized it was just the blanket covering me and i was actually at home in my bed. what a relief

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1701862520363.jpg, 2MiB, 1170x1860

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 10:20:42 No.14686609 Report

Quoted By: >>14691461

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 13:31:55 No.14688107 Report

Quoted By: >>14689029

Rey Mysterio killed Perro Aguayo Jr on purpose

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 15:26:00 No.14689029 Report

Quoted By: >>14689061

>>14688107
I think his death might have been a work. There's footage out there taken from the crowd's vantage point. He moves his leg after he was allegedly killed instantly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 15:29:19 No.14689061 Report

Quoted By: >>14689169

>>14689029
Wait until this nigga finds out what post mortem spasms are

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 15:29:28 No.14689063 Report

Quoted By:

>>14686342
I can't tell if this guy is a legit tard or if he's playing it up like Deagle Nation

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 25gi4dvk9865.jpg, 45KiB, 718x632

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 15:41:21 No.14689124 Report

Quoted By: >>14689528 >>14691488

>Initially the AEW women's division was essentially a sex ring for Tony. Those who played with him got pushed, those who didn't got thrown away onto Dark
>Kylie was Tony's first attempt, who immediately quit with a nice hush money package and NDA.
>Britt was Tony's top girl, explaining her strong initial push
>This was most apparent following the lights out match where backstage footage showed Tony obsessively following her trying to get her attention. He was so turned on at the thought of fucking a woman covered in scars and blood and tacks he wanted her then and there.
>Tony dipped his toes into race play initially with Swole, who stormed out of his private room the moment he called her a nigress. He gave her a bunch of hush money and released her shortly afterwards.
>Jade was into it. More money so she didn't give a fuck
>once the Vince allegations came out, Tony stopped his exploits with the women in order to reduce the risk of anyone talking.
>Britt has barely been on tv

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 15:46:38 No.14689164 Report

Quoted By:

>>14686342

"Owen Hart was a ritual sacrifice"

Owen was killed for purposely hurting Vince's top draw

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO aguayo_4.webm, 3MiB, 1280x720

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 15:47:25 No.14689169 Report

Quoted By: >>14691474

>>14689061
This wasn't a spasm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 16:11:16 No.14689299 Report

Quoted By: >>14691485

>>14686342
Cody was cucked by his dad, Dusty is the real father of that black kid, just look at her face, there's nothing from Cody and everything from Dusty. Also Lefty is related to Righty, they are either siblings or cousins, and they like AEW which is why they never did real reviews or rants about it - you can't rant about the thing you like. And John Cena is Hulk Hogans son

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 16:39:10 No.14689493 Report

Quoted By:

>>14686426
>benoit murders porn parody
Please tell me this is real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 16:44:16 No.14689528 Report

Quoted By: >>14690530

>>14689124
if tony wasnt so timid and docile and beta i'd beleive this head canon but its tony and he's scared of females and anything that involves being in charge

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 18:46:18 No.14690530 Report

Quoted By:

>>14689528
this is why I think Tina is an FtM

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 20:45:32 No.14691353 Report

Quoted By:

>>14686342
meds now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 20:58:32 No.14691461 Report

Quoted By:

>>14686609
Vince is a fucking madman lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 20:59:25 No.14691466 Report

Quoted By: >>14693654 >>14695331

Chris Benoit was killed by his family.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 21:00:56 No.14691474 Report

Quoted By:

>>14689169
BOOYACA BOOYACA

SIX ONE NINE

BOOYACA BOOYACA

KILLED A GUY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 21:02:19 No.14691485 Report

Quoted By:

>>14689299
Dusty died in 2015. Brandi wasn't pregnant until years after that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 21:02:30 No.14691488 Report

Quoted By:

>>14689124
I could believe this. People who virtue signal as hard as he does have mad skeletons in their closet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 21:11:53 No.14691559 Report

Quoted By:

>>14686418
>Hogwheels doesn't exist.
His twitter account begs to differ

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 21:12:51 No.14691564 Report

Quoted By:

>>14686342
My favorite schizo theory is that AEW is actually good

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1713144294551744.jpg, 111KiB, 720x370

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 21:18:09 No.14691612 Report

Quoted By:

Rey had Owen Hart killed when he found out he was Dom’s real father

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 21:18:37 No.14691616 Report

Quoted By:

>>14686372
It's still bad though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 21:20:14 No.14691629 Report

Quoted By: >>14693694

>the fiend was real and shoot killed bray Wyatt and Brodie lee
>Both died in their sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 22:54:55 No.14692419 Report

Quoted By:

>>14686372
Haitch did the same thing with NXT. WWE was bad so he made NXT passasble and everyone thought it was awesome, but looking back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 22:58:27 No.14692447 Report

Quoted By:

Anyone who has ever joined the nWo is an actual member of the real NWO hiding in plain sight. They are the ones controlling us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2024 23:29:03 No.14692721 Report

Quoted By: >>14695256

>>14686342
Cm Punk is a globohomo agent sent into wrestling to help turn yet another manly thing in the world (wrestling) into faggot shit... everything about this guy is a lie "he was so over" he was over with faggots online and drew worse ratings than the Miz and r truth, "oh yea man since his debut people have been asking for him" once again faggot smarks are not people and his debut match on WWE ECW had people turning the TV off..."survivor series 06 had HHH and HBK seething because they were cheering for punk over them" punk literally came out to only the smarks in the crowd mildly cheering for him, the entire crowd was literally filled with DX gear...HHH did his usual DX bit and introduced the entire team to the crowd..cm punk wasn't the only one who was cheered...the entire team being DX, the Hardy's and then punk were cheered specifically because DX did their usual bit...the revisionist history around THIS match is actually insane..they were also philly that night a home for smark fags...Paul Heyman did an interview which I now can't find for some reason... talking about putting plants in the crowd in WWE ECW to cheer for punk completely destroying the narrative about how organic his "rise" was... everything about the guy is psyop, he promotes nothing but psyop

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2024 00:34:41 No.14693654 Report

Quoted By: >>14695331

>>14691466
This. Daniel and Nancy killed him

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2024 00:36:37 No.14693694 Report

Quoted By:

>>14691629
it is kinda weird that the devil worship stable is seemingly cursed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2024 00:38:44 No.14693757 Report

Quoted By: >>14695280

>>14686342
Schizophrenia seems to shoot be an evergrowing mental illness, especially here for some reason
But transvestigation detectives have to be the funniest examples of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2024 00:45:07 No.14693943 Report

Quoted By:

>>14686426
for me its the great khali smackdown endings. fuckin brutal

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2024 01:45:37 No.14695256 Report

Quoted By:

>>14692721
Promo's good

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Alicia-Vikander-in-Bikini-2017--36.jpg, 141KiB, 1600x2400

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2024 01:46:59 No.14695280 Report

Quoted By: >>14695363

>>14693757
Secret trannies are real. You'd have to be a literal schizo to think that this is a biological woman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2024 01:50:24 No.14695331 Report

Quoted By:

>>14691466
>>14693654
But who killed them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2024 01:52:09 No.14695363 Report

Quoted By: >>14695516

>>14695280
Yeah but saying everyone you see is one is genuine mental illness that seems to impact facebook boomers the most for some reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2024 01:59:36 No.14695516 Report

Quoted By: >>14695566

>>14695363

If men are have a hard time telling who is genuinely female there is a problem with culture

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2024 02:02:14 No.14695566 Report

Quoted By:

>>14695516
And if you see trannies in places where there actually are none then there is something wrong with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2024 02:04:16 No.14695609 Report

Quoted By:

Does anyone remeber that post someone made about how elements of WWE storylines always mirror presidential elections? There wa one about Austin being an allegory for Bush, Cena for Obama, Cody for Trump, etc. It actually made a lot of sense. Politics are all a work and wrestling reveals that to the masses subliminally

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches

ITT: Wrestling schizo theories