>>14689916From the main trio, Armin by far
>never the guy>never won the world title (was made general manager towards the end out of pity)>never booked strong, only '>le smart'>booked like shit after s2 anyway, they never had anything for him after retaking maria>beta cuck personalty>publicly HUMILIATED by his best friend beating the goddamn shit out of him in front of everyone>ends up saddled with the hook nosed evil bitch Annie for the rest of his life (who never showed and ounce of remorse for her action, including killing his friends and family)>last to the tree not because the most ebin entrance should come last, but because he's was a slow weak bitch lolEren is in the middle, he was the hero, but his typical short fused idiot main character schtick is way overdone, and his heel turn went down as well as Stone Cold's (i.e. killed the franchise). Also died a virgin (sex in a log cabin in the paths doesn't count, because it in meatspace reality it never happened). His girl got over him and fucked and married and had babies with his early rival.
Mikasa is by far the Michaels.
Beloved by everyone except derranged attention seekers on /a/. Booked the strongest, highest human power level (just below Levi overall but with many fewer years of practice). Hot and beautiful, everyone still wants to fuck her perfect athletic yet still feminine body. Loving, devoted, loyal woman. Lived the best life in the end. Literally beheaded her stablemate, stood trumphant, single handedly ended the war (at least for hundreds of years).
