Sup you brain rotted faggots, You're listening to Coom fm *SPlLUUURTT* a station by coomers *SPLOOOOOOORRRTTFLLFLFFFPFFF* AHHH! AHHH! RAHHHHAAAAH
for coomers *SPLOOOPMEEEERRRRRRRMPPPPPPP* aye papi the cum is ehlittle aspicy today *SPLOOOOOORTTTTTTT*
This ain't your daddy's radio station *SLLLLOP SLORP SLOPPPPPPFFFFPFFPF* playing only the biggest coomer hits *SLPLUUUURPPP* so sit back *FRRRP* grab that goonstick *RRRRRRRPPPPSLIUP* and get ready to rock *Radioactive by imagine dragons starts playing*