>>14705367Sir, I shall have you know that my anterior cruciate ligament and quadriceps are experiencing strains the likes of which has not been felt since Kevin Nash in that most sweltering, dreadfully hot summer of 2002. Respectfully I must inform you that I shan't be participating in the athletic competition for which you have penciled me in for I must rest with but only the curiously addictig and confounding taste of a well made Crunch Wrap Supreme to comfort me.
