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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2024 16:18:31 No.14709940 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14709992 >>14710040 >>14710075 >>14710099 >>14710573 >>14710639 >>14710669 >>14710680 >>14710691 >>14710759 >>14710827

>Anon, you're debuting out of a box
How do you debut without sounding like a complete jobber?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2024 16:20:08 No.14709956 Report

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squash top guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2024 16:21:09 No.14709965 Report

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make it an amazon box and have my gimmick be that im a humanoid robot killing machine made by amazon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2024 16:25:27 No.14709992 Report

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>>14709940
el hijo de chainsaw charlie

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2024 16:31:34 No.14710040 Report

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>>14709940
What do you mean? Whoever comes out of a box is immediately over. That's what Jim the booker promised me after I did something for him and his wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2024 16:33:22 No.14710052 Report

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I'd be buck ass naked with a rock hard dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2024 16:35:24 No.14710061 Report

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>>14709992
bueno. basado

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2024 16:38:05 No.14710075 Report

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>>14709940
I dunno
Do something sup3r crazy or dumb to get all the retards talking about it for weeks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2024 16:40:17 No.14710091 Report

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Funny enough this is the bit that got Cornette took off creative

https://youtu.be/tp2Vut7SGFE?si=ywIr7jxRMZJoO9Xc

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2024 16:42:01 No.14710099 Report

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>>14709940
>I'm here not to job to some freakin' WHO! Nah Nah! I'm here to make Hogan, yes you Hogan! my personal BITCH!
>crowd goes nuts
done

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2024 18:03:24 No.14710573 Report

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>>14709940
>you kick one of the wooden walls
>you hold a sign in front of you saying "NASH 92"
>turn your back to the camera
>sign says "IT WAS ME"
EARTH SHATTERING POP LIKE NEVER BEFORE
>THE KWABBER! THE KWABBER!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2024 18:08:23 No.14710618 Report

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>walk slowly out of the box
>look around me scared
>start whimpering
>rush back to the box and close the door tightly
people pop for the sympathetic face

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2024 18:10:16 No.14710639 Report

Quoted By: >>14710701

>>14709940
>come out of the box for my debut match
>win
>go back into the box
>next show repeat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2024 18:13:47 No.14710669 Report

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>>14709940
i'm gonna own it. I'm gonna make the BOX my gimmick. Come out of a box for every entrance from now on. My theme music starts with a voice line of me saying "THINK. . . OUTSIDE THE BOX" and it goes into a beatbox beat as I shadow box walking to the ring. During promos I verbally assault my opponents with several box related puns. Somebody talking shit about me? I surround the ring with my BOX henchmen dressed up in cardboard boxes and say "Looks like you're BOXED in!" My finisher? The BOX cutter. It's just a diamond cutter. I also do a variation of the DDP hand sign but instead of making a diamond I make a square.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2024 18:15:01 No.14710680 Report

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>>14709940
Cut holes for my arms and legs and just wrestle as the box itself, the gimmick will be a megadraw I am certain of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2024 18:15:53 No.14710691 Report

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>>14709940
Do a lane staley gimmick

Meow meow meow
Meow meow meow ....meowwww ..meowwwww

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2024 18:17:50 No.14710701 Report

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>>14710639
this would be based, have some union-looking dude come out with a hand truck and wheel you backstage like they used to do Sabu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2024 18:17:59 No.14710702 Report

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>cut out holes for my arms, legs and head
>call myself THE BOX
>wrestle in the box
>keep foreign objects inside the box
>heels try to break the box but I always stop them
>one day someone press slams me off the top rope
>box breaks open
>explosion of piss, shit and cum
>opponent faints
>i pin him
>call myself PISS SHIT CUM
MAN
>get fired as soon as I reach the back
it was fun while it lasted

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2024 18:23:28 No.14710748 Report

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>>14710702
How is it the box is completely able to keep in liquids and odors but you can still breathe?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2024 18:24:32 No.14710759 Report

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>>14709940
do pose like picrel and say my catchphrase
>what can I say? I love box!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2024 18:29:39 No.14710800 Report

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>>14710759
kek based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 May 2024 18:33:03 No.14710825 Report

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>sparklers light up
>Box starts to open
>Que my music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4RAI3jQy9k

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2024 18:33:20 No.14710827 Report

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>>14709940
"doesn't work for me, brother."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 May 2024 18:41:35 No.14710881 Report

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>"I'M HERE TO FUCK."
>EXPLODE OUT OF THE BOX
>MY ROCK HARD ERECTION BURSTS THROUGH MY TIGHTS
>REALIZE THERE ARE KIDS IN FRONT OF ME
>TURN AROUND TO SHOW MY TIGHT SCULPTED ASS
>THE POLICE ARE AT GORILLA
>SHUFFLE SIDEWAYS OFF THE STAGE
>KEEP SAYING "NO BOX CAN HOLD ME"
>SHUFFLE OUT OF THE ARENA
>SHUFFLE AWAY

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