Okay, hear me out, because this sounds absolutely insane on paper.
So, Billie Starkz, absolute prodigy, future megastar, is doing a worked shoot interview, right? And they have her reading "fan" comments, supposedly from around the internet. Now, most of them are your standard "she's green" or "overpushed" garbage, but then... THEN... she pulls up this gem:
"She is very cute and attractive and the way she holds herself makes me think she's not like the other girls she has real thoughts and interests, she would really get me and understand me."
I swear, the look on her face was a mixture of "I'm in a simulation" and "someone get this man a glass of water and a therapist."
And the best part? She just ROASTS him with this deadpan delivery, "Wow, you think I'm different from the other girls? Thank you!"
This whole segment was gold, and it perfectly encapsulates why Billie is going to be huge. She can work the mic, she can work the gimmick, and she can make reading 4chan cringe into must-see TV.
Someone get this woman a push, and maybe a hazmat suit for when she has to dive back into those comment sections.
