It's so good to be back here in [3rd rate indie promotion]... I am finally back to being a *PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER* and NOT a sports entertainer! Anon E. Moose? From this day forward, you will never hear that slave name again... until the day I die I will be known as Anonymous! *five people in the crowd pop* *leans on ropes facing the crowd* the people up in Stamford really held me down for a long while.. but now, I'll finally fulfill my destiny and become YOUR world champion! *five people pop* and don't worry... I'm gonna give ya plenty of 5-star BANGERS along the way! *five people raise their fat arms into the air and pop* *drops the mic*