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Tony gestured grandly around the ring. "This is where it all begins, boys. This is where you'll create your own little slice of heaven, right here in AEW. You'll be known as the Gay Pride Bloodline Ganbang Gang, with Samoa Joe as your leader!"
Roman Reigns still looked unconvinced. "And what about our matches?" he asked, raising an eyebrow. "Are we just going to have orgies instead of wrestling?"
Kahn shook his head emphatically. "Of course not, Roman! Of course you'll still wrestle. In fact, we'll take things to a whole new level. Imagine the LGBTQIA+ crowds, chanting your names as you and the Uso brothers take on some of the greatest talents in the business... and then, after the match, you all retire to the locker room for a little... celebration." He winked suggestively. "It'll be electrifying, I promise you that."
The air was thick with tension and disbelief. Roman exchanged glances with his brothers, unsure of whether this was some sort of elaborate joke. But as they looked around at Kahn's earnest expression, they couldn't help but feel a hint of excitement stirring within them.
Just then, a riot broke out outside the ring. The sound of chanting fans grew louder, drowning out Kahn's voice. "We want wrestling! We want wrestling!" they shouted, their voices growing more insistent by the second. Kahn's eyes widened in surprise, and he turned to the three wrestlers, a worried expression on his face. "Well, what do you say, gentlemen? Shall we give them what they want?"
Roman Reigns shrugged. "I guess we could put on a little show for them, boss." He clapped his hands together, grinning. "But afterwards, we're going back to discussing this Ganbang Gang business."
Samoa Joe nodded in agreement, his gaze fixed on the crowd outside. "Agreed," he said, a glint of homosexual lust in his eye. "Let's put on a show they'll never forget."