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Reports indicate that WWE is extremely high on Giulia and she'll be the ace of NXT while still working in Marigold. What a GOAT.
Kairi and Dakota are teaming together on Raw with Asuka out due to injury.
IYO lost to Lyra in the Queen of the Ring semifinals. What's next for her?
Damage CTRL is starting a new feud with Becky and Lyra.
Meiko is returning to the ring in June after a year long hiatus.
Sareee wants Marigold's United National Championship.
Asuka is currently out with an injury. Hoping for a speedy recovery.
Kairi is looking sexo on Raw.
IYO is upset about losing Queen of the Ring, but she will carry on.
Giulia is on her way to WWE.
Sareee is the SEAdLINNNG Beyond the Sea Single Champion and carrying multiple promotions with her matches.
Meiko is running SENJO shows and preparing for her comeback. And rice farming.
Xia and Wendy posting is allowed, they're just not officially part of the Klub.
>Sareee vs Maya Yukihi. Sukeban Los Angeles, May 30th. >Meiko Satomura & Takumi Iroha vs Chihiro Hashimoto & Yuu. Fortune Dream 9 - Inheritance Dream, June 12th. >Giulia vs Sareee. Marigold Summer Destiny, July 13th. https://twitter.com/WWEAsuka https://twitter.com/KAIRI_official https://twitter.com/Iyo_SkyWWE https://twitter.com/giulia0221g https://twitter.com/Sareee_official https://twitter.com/satomurameiko https://youtu.be/3B_0HsAhuaM https://youtu.be/BRLK0mFd-pM https://youtu.be/x74xvn2T18E https://youtu.be/N0qjhprjUeI https://youtu.be/jBJeH9zgws8 KanaChan in Europe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9tsIpq7hUc Previous:
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>NXT sources say Giulia will be face of the NXT brand with one source saying she may surpass what Asuka achieved during her memorable run
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Ya gotta love the Hojster
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>>14729589 gonna suck when she gets a huge NXT push just to job to the nogs like everyone else
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>Giulia will not be exclusive to NXT and WWE for quite a while, if at all
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>>14729777 Giulia knows her value and properly used her leverage to get everything she wanted
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>>14729777 Giulia probably won't be on the main roster then.
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>>14729867 >no wrestlemania, royal rumble, or summerslam for giulia KWAB! I hope she enjoys working the UFC Apex for the rest of her career. Stupid cunt.
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>>14729867 at least not for a long while
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>>14729967 Nah. Giulia (30) is working Marigold and NXT for the rest of her career. Iyo was there for 5 years.
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>>14729982 that's because of Vince
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>everything i don't like was vince!
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>>14730075 how is it not Vince? He was in charge of every roster move
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>>14730261 Vince kept the drug smuggler where she belonged. And he wouldn't have even touched Ghoulia.
Vince knew what he had with Asuka. Gaytch forgot.
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>>14730285 Paul has always hated Asuka and been jealous of her success.
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>>14730312 Exactly. He wanted her in NXT permanently, his words not mine.
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>schizo hours have commenced
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>>14729016 its because it was unironically easier to hide having a kid when Asuka did it vs now and Asuka was hated by all the joshi promoters. idk if it was kid related, the rumor I heard was they were mad she was too stiff, but pretty much every promoter hated her and she had to self promote some shows before jumping ship to the US
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Kairi is a good christian girl who loves jesus and lost her virginity on her wedding night
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IYO is a good American catholic girl who is a virgin and saving herself for marriage and will be queen of the ring and also refused to go to yurop and also wore stinky clothes in mexio because the thinks mexicans are rapists and stinky clothes would prevent rape but she didn't even bother going to yurop. Also she called Alexa Bliss a "coar burner" during a match which lead to a shoot fight
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>>14730358 >they were mad she was too stiff, That 100% bs. They should all hate Giulia too since she's a dumb stiff mark who hurts everyone she works with. I hope erm roxanne knocks her fucking block off and give her a career ending concussion.
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Kairi and Asuka are both close personal friends with Alex Jones
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>>14729777 Guilia wouldn't have the opportunity she has if not for IYO and Kairi
Also Guilia lucked out because she is prettier and speaks better engo than the other 2
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>>14730401 >Guilia lucked out because she is prettier No.
There's a reason she's nicknamed Ghoulia.
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>>14730401 >paid less >still has to move her mother, crippled brother, and bf to Florida >banished to NXT for the entirety of her career >no WM, RR, SS >still has to work for tossie Lucked out?
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Giulia is also an act that doesn't need to be booked as super dominant to be interesting or engaging. Her strength as a performer is how she interacts with other characters and her dynamism as a performer. Her jealousy, insecurity, anger, pettiness, bravery, compassion, and selflessness are what made her interesting. Making her Miss Invincible Champion would be lame as shit.
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>>14729589 This reads like it was pulled directly out of someone's asshole.
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>>14730577 >>14730588 Open up an OF account already!
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If WWE wants to make actual serious inroads into Japan, they need to put a much stronger focus on Japanese talents, and stop treating them like B+ players. There's no reason in modern society why a Japanese man or woman cannot be a face of WWE at this point, other than WWE management being too afraid to do so, despite there being little actual risk to pushing one as a face of the company.
>>14730656 She's a step-mom to a White child now. Not happening.
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>>14730588 Do people actually get this sweaty in the gym or does she pour water on herself for social media or something?
I could do cardio until I shoot puke and not get half this wet
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>>14730669 >If WWE wants to make actual serious inroads into Japan, they need to put a much stronger focus on Japanese talents, and stop treating them like B+ players. There's no reason in modern society why a Japanese man or woman cannot be a face of WWE at this point, other than WWE management being too afraid to do so, despite there being little actual risk to pushing one as a face of the company. Hi DarkstarIV.
Iyo is a drug smuggling flippy shitter and Ghoulia is just a fucking shitter who can't work a match without injuring herself or someone else.
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>>14730699 some people just sweat more
I see a few regulars at the gym get like that
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>Kairi Sane will never choke you to death by stuffing her feet down your throat
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>>14730707 Iyo is the owner of your mind.
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Kairi's pancake butt
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>>14730386 I wonder if Bubba Ray Dudley has heat with Mark Henry for taking this pic with Kairi?
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>>14730833 Kairi has better finners than Maxine. Maybe it's because of the lip fillers, but Maxine has an uncanney valley visage.
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For the Da Cutie Pie lovers, here's an interview she did for AAPI Month.
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>>14730669 >There's no reason in modern society why a Japanese man or woman cannot be a face of WWE at this point, DEI hates asians and loves blacks and fats and nepobabies
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wouldn't wanna mess with her
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>>14730707 >IYO >flippy shitter she literally isn't she just does a moonsault and on occasion will do a backhand spring or somersault as a shitpost
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>>14730783 kairi doesn't seem super into this compared to how animated she usually is
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>>14731302 Mark Henry is a retard and he said WWE should bring back that black faggot child rapist
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>>14731891 >punching bag is no selling her Anonymous
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>>14732043 r/asianmasculinity isn't going to like this
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>>14731891 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>14732048 She made a mistake coming back just to be a mook, should've sat Paul down and Hogansplained what wont work for her brother
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>>14731891 I unironically want her to do that to me
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>>14732043 Why do y’all like this cuck shit. Get this bitch out of Kabuki already. Not only is she off topic but she literally doesn’t have a career worth talking about.
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>Asuka, Kairi, Iyo, and Giulia all married japanese guys >Only the chink married a white guy
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>>14732517 IYO isn't married
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>>14729515 shit, just realized I forgot to include this match in the OP
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>>14732517 IYO isn't married
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>>14732517 fake fan ass bitch go back
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>>14732573 Mirai titmogging all of them.
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>>14732048 Do you think they'll make Kairi a participant in the women's Money in the Bank match or just fodder for someone to qualify for entry to it?
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>>14732798 I dunno. Kairi isn't really that important to waste time thinking about. Iyo is the star. Kairi is the Brutus Beefcake to Iyo's Hulk Hogan.
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>>14732817 >Iyofags turning on Kairi after Asuka Say it isn't so!
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God: But Why Can't Orton Be Part of Kabuki Klub?
https://youtu.be/PBAl9cchQac?si=6n_LKsgVGKBJhnsf Anonymous
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>>14732787 sloppy, soulful paizuri with Mirai
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>>14729589 Hope Giulia gets Kwabbed hard.
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>>14733289 Same. She deserves nothing less.
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>>14729589 >SO YOU WANNA BE THE NEXT ASUKA???!!! WELL ALLOW ME TO GIVE YOU THE FULL WWE ASUKA EXPERIENCE. SEE, GIULIA YOU HAVE CARRIED NXT ON YOUR BACK FOR A SOUL CRUSHING TWO YEARS. AND YOU'RE RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, AND THEY HAND YOU THE LONGEST REIGNING NXT CHAMPIONSHIP IN HISTORY... CONGRATULATIONS BY THE WAY. YOU'LL GET YOUR PHOTO WITH HUNTER. PRETTY SOON I'M SURE... AND RIGHT WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO TO THE MAIN ROSTER AND CEMENT YOUR LEGACY AS A LEGEND... OH WAIT!!!!!!! WHAT'S THAT IN THE DISTANCE??? IT'S A MUCH DARK-SKINNED SUPERSTAR THAT HASN'T HAD A NEW WRESTLER TO BURY IN A VERY LONG TIME, COMING TO TAKE IT ALL AWAY FROM YOU!!!! AND I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR FUTURE WM LOSE STREAK!!!
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>>14729589 >with one source saying she may surpass what Asuka achieved during her memorable run God: LMAO.
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Asuka Team: Well, really... All we have to do now is wait til a Legitimate Noticeable Threat comes along. So far no, nothing has Revealed itself.
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you should take your meds
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Day 172 of gooning everyday for Asuka
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xero news aka dude that is 60/40 said that kairi is getting a single push so yeah MITB winner
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>>14734132 >xero news Haven't heard that name is a long time.
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>>14732048 It's not WWE's fault that she is a shitter in singles. There's a reason she hasn't had a singles match after this.
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>>14734545 >match where Bianca gets 90% of the offense and doesn't sell anything was bad shocking. Yeah, Kairi had her fuckups in that match, too, but it didn't have a chance since it was just an extended squash.
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prior to Nia beating Bianca yesterday, Bianca's last singles match loss was against Asuka at Night of Champions in Saudi Arabia last year, almost a full calendar year by a few days. Asuka had to cheat and Bianca had a muh knee injury against Nia. Super Cena tier booking.
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>>14735365 She's just like me.
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>>14729515 The Iyo Experiment is over.
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>>14735697 Thank goodness. This is now a Lyra and erm roxanne board.
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>>14735697 Yeah, she won and got over. It’s all dimes from here until she hits the hall of fame 25 years from now.
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>>14735869 If she can survive the Rossy Ogawa fallout.
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>>14736089 Who cares? A lot of people got COVID-19. You know what's really sad though? Kanako Urai is "comrades" with a man named Paul Levesque who is helping a pedophile named Rossy Ogawa. What a shame.
