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One of the most highly anticipated nights of the Wrestling calendar is finally upon us! Live from Las Vegas, NV, like all AEW PPV offerings, tonight promises to be an excellent show! A loaded card featuring a triple main event, get the fuck in here, bitches! Main card (8 PM EST): *Christian Cage vs Swerve Strickland (c) - AEW World Championship *"CEO" Mercedes Mone vs Willow Nightingale (c) - TBS Championship *Bryan Danielson, Darby Allin & FTR vs Kazuchika Okada, Jack Perry & The Young Bucks - Anarchy in the Arena. *Serena Deeb vs "Timeless" Toni Storm (c) - AEW Women's World Championship *Will Ospreay vs Roderick Strong (c) - AEW International Championship *Malakai Black vs "Rated R Superstar" Adam Copeland (c) - Barbed Wire Steel Cage match for the TNT Championship *HOOK vs Katsuyori Shibata vs Chris Jericho (c) - FTW Championship *Konosuke Takeshita vs Jon Moxley (c) - IWGP World Heavyweight Championship *Death Triangle vs The Bang Bang Gang (Jay White, Austin & Colten Gunn) (c) - AEW Trios World Championship Pre-show (7 PM EST): *Thunder Rosa vs Deonna Purrazzo *Orange Cassidy vs Trent Barretta *Brian Cage & The Gates of Agony vs The Acclaimed & Daddy Ass And remember, E-drones are NOT allowed ITT. Be sure to keep them out because fuck E-drones!
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Adam Cole come onnnnn
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>>14753861 we dont sign our posts here
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Can Tony and Taz stop making jokes during serious segments
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is it me or Cole looking a bit wider
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NXT's own Adam Cole
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i started watching aew after cole was out, was he a heel before?
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If Adam Cole was 6 inches taller he'd be the GOAT.
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>>14753847 so what are AEWs ppvs compared to the big 4 in wwe
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UNCLE HOWDY IS #ALLELITE
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>>14753894 They don't really have that yet, other than All In as the big stadium show.
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WE MISSED YOU GOAT
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LETS FUCKIN GO
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>Stock dropped to the point he can't do the bidding war storyline
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Biggest pop of the year right there
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don't even remember most of he devil storyline, just the part where a dude was thrown through glass from the fake room
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>mjf has britt tied up what will he do?
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>MJF is done with AEW and will be in WWE soon kek
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KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I feel like Assplay vs Smol might be a decent match.
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>Triple H return outfit CRINGE
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leather and denim? this guy is an imposter
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>>14753883 He was a face with MJF as tag champions
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Actually a nice house but that trophy room is pathetically empty. Such a baron, sad existence surrounded by nothingness.
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I missed this lil jewboy nigga like you wouldn't believe
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ORANGE MAN....GOOD????
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>>14753913 said nobody ever
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>the triple H look on MJF
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>Triple H return attire What a fucking mark. Nice hair transplant.
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>Bombs dropped on Rafah >MJF returns
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fake hair/hair plugs looking good MJF!
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>>14753918 of course he had to do the denim jacket, he cant help himself
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AEW might have life in it yet
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The leather/jean jacket is a mistake but my nigga is home lfg
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why does he have more hair now?
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CROWD POPPIN OFF
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YOU BOTH SUCK YOU BOTH SUCK
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MJF has the Robert Downey Jr shoes
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finally we can get back to 800k for dynamite
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>>14753924 Not everyone is a materialistic faggot like you
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>jacked >tan >GOATed look MJF is a student of the game.
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>gimmie a fucking mic
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>>14753918 A visual plea...
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>brainbuster oooook?
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>>14753927 Bullshit. Certain idiots here said it.
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Why does WWE live rent free with these faggots?
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Jewboy ripped. I guess he got the same Haitch got for years.
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Hair plug status bros?
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wtf is mjf's finisher? its definitely not a brainbuster lol
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>trusting a shitskin >trusting a kike Do you understand now Adam?
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This commentary is awful.
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you da man max
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>Okada drops the coin >MJF picks it up
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>>14753963 Uh... Armbar takeover? Punch with the Dynamite Diamond Ring?
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>>14753934 Based goldfish memory. MJF's title reign put them in this position in the first place. Fucking marks.
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>>14753953 Does it really work like that? Can I get them too?
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Adam Cole oliberated, this nigga never get over ever again after this verbal rape.
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why was there an oxygen tank on his shelf? it was next to the dog collar and other shit
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What a zesty pose
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>>14753900 well i mean dynasty was basically the same draw as collision, so what packed nba/nhl arenas at least ppvs
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This nigga went to Turkey
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I see MJF got the best hair transplants Turkey can provide, good for him quite frankly
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>And jew know it I didn't mishear that right? He definitely said jew.
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missed this nigga
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they did a great job with those plugs desu
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>>14753963 It's not the ropes pile driver?
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>>14753980 If you have like $30k to blow sure
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WERE SO FUCKING BACK
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>>14753963 The "Salt of the Earth" Fujiwara armbar. He's also partial to the Heatseeker 2nd rope DDT.
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>>14753980 if you can afford the trip to turkey, sure
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>>14753984 Because he used that to beat Danielson.
>>14753979 His Face run was the problem, that and the fact that everything was in pause mode waiting for Punk.
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>I don't need a [Vince namedrop] sure kike
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invest in a comb bruv
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There might be life in AEW just yet. MJF has to carry the company again
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>>14753984 He used it to beat Bryan
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>he mentioned le fed again
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>>14753930 > Bangs the hottest milf in the biz > Runs the biggest company in the world He really won the game
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kek. He said voldermort's name.
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>>14753984 Iron man match with Danielson. He needed oxygen at the end then hit Bryan over the head with it.
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NJPW AND VINCE BTFO
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>>14754009 >Barry Horowitz music starts Anonymous
AEW Gamethreads promote inclusivity so feel free to share your pronouns when posting
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>says vince mcmahon for no reason >ZOOOOOOMMMMMMMMG!!
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>Vince McMahon is KWABOTY
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Max is going full IDF
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>>14754014 Shut the fuck up, mark
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Edge I thought we were supposed to stop the console wars?
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Oh no he said le bad man's name
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>>14754007 >Because he used that to beat Danielson. i don't remember that in the slightest man. when was that? wrestledream or something
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MJF has to carry the fucking company yet again
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AEWCHADs WERE SO BACK!!
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>>14754018 Better than his receding hairline he had before he took a vacation to Turkey.
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Kill everyone in the audience.
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>MJewF back as a written face kikes are naturally unlikable creatures. He's a HEEL
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>.....and one more thing: FREE PALESTINE!!! damn Max you wildin
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need a pro-Palestine jobber to run in the ring and take Max out to start a new angle.
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>>14754046 reported for terrorist threat
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did avgn write this promo?
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>I AM THE DEVIL AND I APPROVED OF THE BOMBING OF RAFAH
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>HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
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THANK YOU GOAT
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>masks are adorned by cowards that want to hide Batmanbros...
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>>14754039 Revolution 2023.
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BRUH THIS RULES
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Yup no watching and Its shit lmao
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I feel like going to Tel Aviv and defending Israel after this speech
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>>14754041 How many times are you going to post this bullshit? Kill yourself
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>>14754064 luchabrosbros...
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Hes channeling the power of Flair. He will war with Darby now over the company and the soul of Professional Wrestling
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>hate hate hate she's coming home bros
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kek he threw it to no one
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>>14754047 >HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE what part of that says "face" to you?
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>>14754029 proudly they/them
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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mjf looking zetsy
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is that a fucking fake tattoo?!?!?!
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that elbow drop popped me
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>hijacks PPV >immediately cuts a 20 minute promo
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I should finally get a tattoo it can't be as bad as that one
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>>14754046 bunch of sheeps
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>>14753979 No, the Punk drama combined with Cole injuring himself on a run-in and fucking up the payoff to MJF's reign is what put us here.
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Is something going to happen or is this another retarded Edge speech?
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damn this nigga is a lifer with that tattoo
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Cringey ass kike
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AND NEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Terrible promo.
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>AEW tattoo no jewish cemetery for you
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E DRONES WONT LIKE THIS ONE
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>>14754070 How many times are you going to cry like a shit-eating bitch?
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>>14754099 >>14754102 that can EASILY be covered up
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>>14754105 >not putting it on his neck Anonymous
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>>14754105 lmao you can see the seams
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his tan looks so uneven
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so there wasn't even a bidding war for this jew
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>>14754105 >Bet on AEW Yourself ok?
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this mark done clogged his lymph nodes with toxic ink, what a jabroni.
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>AEW tattoo Aaaand NEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW
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>>14754105 Did he pay 25 dollars for this? lmfao
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>>14754105 >>14754109 Bet on AEW Yourself?
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>>14754105 nah it's still Vince bro
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>>14754121 That's right, Bet on AEW Yourself with Draft Kings!
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>>14754109 Ain't on his neck
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That tattoo means Tony got a big contracts rights deal done and promised MJF big money
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>>14754105 >>14754109 putting it on his neck could have made it based
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At least is not on the fucking neck and can be hide with a sock.
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>>14754121 It's a tie in with DraftKings
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Look guys, you can't just have guys with the catchphrases about how no one is their level and another being on another level and not have them fight.
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haggard looking old and renee tonight
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>>14754120 There never was
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>>14754108 He already had tats. And I don't think he's orthodox, anyway.
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>another 10 minutes whining about the WWE
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>>14754108 Bro he has two other tattoos already. Simp.
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>>14754105 why is the casino chip not a circle?
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Renee looking old and haggard as usual
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>Bet on Yourself not a bad tattoo, and at least he didn't get it on his fucking neck
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>>14754029 mine are lol/lmao
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>MJF gets an AEW tattoo in the easiest spot to cover up with his wrestling boots At least Cody and Great Khali are not fucking pussies and got their shitty tattoos on the necks
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Was RJcity forced to stop wrestling because he kept popping a boner in his matches
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>>14754154 uhhh it is bruv. look again
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>>14754149 why are you calling me a simp when you're the one who knows off-hand exactly how many tattoos MJF has
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This is legit sad to see lmao The ratings next week are going to kill GAYEW for good lmao
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>>14754163 He's never going to WWE lil drone bro
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>>14754163 Even brandi thought the tattoo was a stupid idea
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Death Triangle is fucking badass
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kek that slide
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SWITCHY THE CHANNEL!
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>>14754142 >>14754155 bet you wouldn't say that to Mox's face
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JUICE WHERE YOU AT NIGGA
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based fenix saved that slide. i wouldve broken a leg.
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>The absolute state of Jay White
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>>14754105 did he do it himself?
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Why no more bullet club gold?
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>>14754197 that's what makes it so baller. most "good" tattoos are inherently fucking lame.
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>>14754174 What a weak shitpost. Go watch a rerun of Saudi show
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>shitty hair plugs >ozempic >fake tan >shitty tattoo defend this
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>>14754184 >>14754187 God please, I've been so patient but they're just so shit without Rock Hard
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BY THE DECREE OF THE BANG BANG GANG GUNS UP
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>>14754227 That's still their official name, but they started calling themselves the bang bang gang a lot and so they're sticking with it while they're in trios I guess.
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>>14754216 this. He is a top performer and wrestler reduced to a boring trios match in their #1 PPV. Jay White should be beating Ghetto Man for the AEW Championship. Then feud with either Osprey or MJF.
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>>14754228 Fucking kek. No piggy, it isnt.
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>>14754232 But enough about HHH in 2002
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>Can't hear the theme music Can't they do anything right? It's the best theme in the entire company too.
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>Haven't teamed in 16 months >#1 contenders immediately after reforming Gotta love the rankings system
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I miss Juice bros
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>Holojobbers think MJF can turn AEW's abysmal ratings around
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i like jay's robe not feeling pac's yellow arm bands lol
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>>14754232 He is jewish after all.
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>>14754232 >>ozempic Don't get mad it cured obesity (or in this case, Wegovy).
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>>14754266 It's very Dragon Gate.
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>>14754111 >*cuts dogshit promo and shows gay tattoo drawn by a child* >Manlet Jewish Faggot and his brillo hair are going to save le company! Kill yourself
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>>14754232 that's all true and he still pulled it off, both despite and because of.
>>14754246 are you saying it's not good or its not lame? because i agree with you that it's utterly retarded and looks awful - that's what makes it a good tattoo
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>>14754250 >It's the best theme in the entire company too. no that's Darby's
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>>14754047 this isn’t 1970. there are no heels and faces
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>>14754280 You spelled Hangman's theme wrong.
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>>14754258 >posting vtubers at all Go back to vt witt the other permavirgin neckbeards that fill their conventions
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>>14754232 >Jacked and Tan is now bad because AEW did it get outta here ya gimmick
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Why do Mexicans like to whistle so much?
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JUUUUICE WHERE YOU AT BRO
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I see that redhead bad dye job crackwhore is there yet again not paying attention to anything but her phone. Guess she didn't suck enough dick to make front row this time.
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>>14754306 signals when crossing border
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>>14754277 You have a warped definition of what is a good tattoo
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>Oh God, right in the ass!
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>>14754306 We do it to instill fear in our enemies
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>>14754240 Wow you are doing a great job Mococo and im sure you and Fuwawa will be world tag champs soon
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>>14754316 God I can't wait for Trump to kick you "people" out
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Pac almost died
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damn Pac almost killed there
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his head is actually turning purple
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>>14754315 Who's that right there?
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>>14754175 nigga that circle has a right angle in it
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Pac sells every ddt like death
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That spot unironically killed the crowd
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>>14753947 He literally showed it off like he was proud of it, you fucking stupid obtuse retarded idiotic tranny. Go die now.
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>People who wear masks are cowards
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>>14754240 >>14754255 >>14754321 How come you Holojobbers are never in WWE threads?
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whats going on? is pac hurt or not wtf. if he's hurt get him out of there. ospreay almost died earlier. I don't want to watch someone get killed tonight
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>>14754369 The average age of Vtuber fans is under 50
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>>14754364 his tv character showed it off
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>>14754373 Darby has the power of Sting now. He will wrestle into his 70s
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>>14754047 He'll get there eventually, but he was always coming back as a face given that when last we saw him he was the victim of a heel turn by his best (and only) friend.
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>>14754385 As long as creeps and liars are around he will
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>>14754396 All wrestlers are
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>>14754388 The elbow drop showed he is turning into Ric Flair in opposition to Darby forma de la Stingo Blanco
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>le everyone does a move spot Yawn..
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>>14754244 Switchblade hasn’t impressed the fanbase at large. that’s why he is in the spot he is.
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>>14754370 Pac and Ospreay both "almost die" juat about every time they get in the ring. You get used to it.
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THE JUICE IS LOOSE!
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JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIICCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Matches like this are why I can't watch AEW
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why the fuck did Juice not get a lights off moment that's bullshit
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>Pac eating another pin
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>>14753847 >9 match card starting at 8 pm >each match is gonna get minimum half an hour with time between Holy fuck how can anyone watch this shit?
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The SWITCHY's MICHEAL IS BACK
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>>14754433 Them thighs jiggling
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The stray bullet is back
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>>14754451 KEK it do be like that
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>Juice An ACTUAL dimes wrestler returns.
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>Juice back just in time to job to Darby
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Is it just me or is Juice a little.... zesty?
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I want to chew on Deeb's leathery clit
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Kek, I hope Juice gets to be there just to kiss Toni.
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time to grill some bbq
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>>14754466 >tfw I've entered the era where I actually like both sides of finjuice. I don't like this feel. This is nearly as bad as when I watched kids fail to understand video game controllers.
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>>14754432 not slow enough for you?
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I'm still waiting for that flag Deeb
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>>14754479 in storyline Toni is Mariah’s gf
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Deeb is shit and reminds me that I need to take one.
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SERENA LETS GOOOOOOO
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Man, I love Serena. I wish she could be more in TV.
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Deeb tries, but nobody cares
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Deeb has absolutely no ass at all
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Luther getting easy money
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That was terrible
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Too much time for this match
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>>14754179 Bro I have eyes. get a clue.
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