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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 00:26:47 No.14766520 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14766821 >>14766911 >>14770047 >>14770295 >>14770977 >>14771011 >>14772404 >>14772930 >>14775277

Y'all realize that your not actually wrestlers, right?
You don't have to work a gimmick, protect the business, pop the boys, wear cowboy boots or any other wrestler related activities, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 00:27:41 No.14766535 Report

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Nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 00:43:17 No.14766821 Report

Quoted By: >>14771144

>>14766520
hey varg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 00:49:08 No.14766911 Report

Quoted By: >>14768350

>>14766520
>you don’t have to… pop the boys
how fucking dare you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 02:04:23 No.14768350 Report

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>>14766911
Based dime-maker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 04:00:40 No.14770047 Report

Quoted By: >>14770236 >>14771914 >>14772964

>>14766520
I pop the boys and wear cowboy boots not because I think I'm a wrestler, but because I am badass. Something a European, like you, could never understand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 04:23:31 No.14770236 Report

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>>14770047
mmmmmmmmmm thanks take

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 04:24:37 No.14770244 Report

Quoted By: >>14770984 >>14773503

This board is more important to the business than you realize

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 04:27:21 No.14770255 Report

Quoted By: >>14770980 >>14771144 >>14771812 >>14771938

I wake up every morning and post a 92 thread.
During work I think of how best to annoy both WWE and AEW fans
When I get my hour lunch, I post WEBMs of botches
After 3pm I stop working altogether, turn on my cellular data to not use the work WiFi, and post in coomer threads until the end of work
After work, I go home and post in the gamethread for whatever show is happening that night, and shit all over it while praising the other company.

Before bed I post Goodnight Hulkamaniacs. During the weekend I tell people to have a Badd Ass weekend.

slash pee dub is my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 04:33:15 No.14770295 Report

Quoted By: >>14770967 >>14771812

>>14766520
My gimmick is that I like to falseflag as both sides in order to sow discord, then sit back and watch as mark retards fall for my various angles.
It's fun to create a thread, samefag for exactly one minute, and come back hours later to a 300 reply BANGA

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 06:19:29 No.14770967 Report

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>>14770295
Based dime-drawer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 06:21:55 No.14770977 Report

Quoted By: >>14771812

>>14766520

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 06:22:33 No.14770980 Report

Quoted By: >>14771812

>>14770255
Company man. There's a lad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 06:23:05 No.14770984 Report

Quoted By: >>14774535

>>14770244
Care to extrapolate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 06:24:19 No.14770989 Report

Quoted By: >>14771134

*you're

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 06:30:56 No.14771011 Report

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>>14766520
>You don't have to work a gimmick
Life is a gimmick brother.
>protect the business
Not the wrasslin business.
>pop the boys
Not your boys.
>wear cowboy boots
I'm from texas.
>any other wrestler related activities
I know I don't have to. I do it because I want to. Nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 07:05:14 No.14771134 Report

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>>14770989
Worked

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 07:07:51 No.14771144 Report

Quoted By: >>14771149

>>14770255
Am I supposed to be reading this to the tune of Tik Tok by Ke$ha, because I am reading this to the tune of Tik Tok by Ke$ha.

>>14766821
Euronymous promoed so hard Varg got worked into a shoot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 07:09:10 No.14771149 Report

Quoted By: >>14771175

>>14771144
euronymous never drew a dime, he had no mind for the business, he got worked by the image of bm into becoming a shoot satanist. Varg's got it right. Can you imagine oystein ever making the type of music varg made during and after his stay in the elimination chamber?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 07:15:23 No.14771175 Report

Quoted By: >>14771184 >>14774470

>>14771149
Well yeah, it's well established that from '93 on Euronymous had massive go away heat in the territory from booking himself at the top of the card at Helvete even though he wasn't drawing. If Varg hadn't have shot on him, someone else might have. Varg was an old school shootfighter though, Euronymous shouldn't have thought the threats that worked on the Swedes would scare him away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 07:17:30 No.14771184 Report

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>>14771175
i think also going into business for himself after dead died pissed people off more honestly

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 10:04:57 No.14771812 Report

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>>14770255
>>14770295
>>14770977
>>14770980
This is that guy who replies to a bunch of random posters. He tries to be a good guy and do the job.

>Just happy to be here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 10:40:51 No.14771901 Report

Quoted By: >>14771906 >>14771926

>listening to anything that Varg says

KWAB

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 10:43:08 No.14771906 Report

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>>14771901
>Not listening to everything varg says

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 10:45:56 No.14771914 Report

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>>14770047
mmmmmmmm so close to being a Baddass

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 10:51:51 No.14771926 Report

Quoted By: >>14772219

>>14771901
Video could be accurate. Varg was handled by russian/Kremlin assets during his final part of prison time. They ran all his online presence and controlled his statements.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 10:54:44 No.14771938 Report

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>>14770255
Money and miles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 12:21:47 No.14772219 Report

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>>14771926
It was a rib

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 13:02:26 No.14772404 Report

Quoted By: >>14772876 >>14773034

>>14766520
>y'all
>your
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 14:28:18 No.14772876 Report

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>>14772404
huh? what u mean?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 14:35:59 No.14772930 Report

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>>14766520
>no tag team called self defense with Scott Hall

Missed chance

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 14:42:36 No.14772964 Report

Quoted By: >>14773210

>>14770047
you pop the boys anal cherries

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 14:52:53 No.14773034 Report

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>>14772404
>your'e'll

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 15:20:51 No.14773210 Report

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>>14772964
Is this true?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 15:55:28 No.14773503 Report

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>>14770244
Honestly I was on the road with another worker and I did the whole "I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD" gimmick when Nemeth came up in the convo and he immediately knew and yelled NIGGER with me. Other than The Insiderz I don't know who else is /here/ but I'm willing to bet the answer is the classic "More Than You'd Think, Less Than You'd Hope"
In an industry built around secrecy and insider jargon, it makes a whole lot more sense than the gay ass forums people used to be on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 17:57:38 No.14774470 Report

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>>14771175
Euronymous just tried to keep kayfabe real to the point he got got bruiser brody'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 18:04:49 No.14774535 Report

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>>14770984
'Fraid so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 19:44:06 No.14775277 Report

Quoted By: >>14775872

>>14766520
Understanding wrestling is unironically the key to understanding modern life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2024 20:51:02 No.14775872 Report

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>>14775277
Life doesn't require any skill involving shit ribs

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